Sammy 🪓🪓🪓

Former Child actor. Holocaust survivor.

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Celery sticks with peanut butter and raisins on them are called ants on a log.

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@Julesnader386 @TrackAIPAC

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@MiaMalkova Yes! I want!

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Death took the wrong 80 year old.

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Well Canada………I still like you.🤷🏻‍♂️

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@WhiteHouse The level of embarrassment you’ve brought to this country is unprecedented. Neroesque.

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@TotalProSports @B1ackSchefter Grounds for divorce.

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I assumed Jesus stopped being a Jew when he was baptized by John. But what do I know.

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@RepJeffries Ever seen Blade 2? Normal humans called familiars do the bidding of their vampire overlords hoping one day to be a vampire. That’s you.

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Looking forward to the day occupied Palestine reverts back to Palestine.

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Around the horn was so much better than anything with Pat McAfee.

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@PicturesFoIder For food?

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@CrimeWatchMpls I agree.

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@SenSanders Get rid of Jefferies. Dude’s a cancer.

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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

No?

Have you ever gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom?

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@dbongino

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@SecKennedy Yeah you can eat the Argentinian beef then voice box.

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@WhiteHouse A celebration of corruption and failure.

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@RepJeffries You’re too compromised to be a leader going forward.

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@AngryPatriotX You can hate them both.

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@KSTP Is that the only solution Minnesota politicians know? Bleed the citizens dry?