Secret Jedi Ackbar

With my secret Jedi powers I can always sense if something is a trap

I feel like it's my duty to warn people about this

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

Searching for some new crew to warn people about traps since my previous ones all died in a trap

Join the rebellion!
We'll keep you save!

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@KyloR3n Your school is a trap

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

I can't believe they are making a new death star

This time it harnesses the power of faillure and inconfidence...

It's perfect for my son

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

Many Bothans died seeding that information https://t.co/F1iMarENTc

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

When I illlegally downloaded the plans of the deathstar from BountyBay

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

This would be quite a trap... https://t.co/q4zlJO2MN4

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

The plot twist we all needed

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@KyloRenreal Damnit, it was a trap huh?
I'm so bad at my job

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

Leia asked me if my parents knew I'm gay?

I said "no"

Should have known it was a trap

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

Rey is no one
Finn is a big deal
I might be the best pilot
But I still feel like the thirth wheel

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

If your wife asks wich of her friends you find the most attractive...

Don't ever answer that question
IT'S A TRAP!!!!

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@DepressedDarth it's a trap!!

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@ChewieRoars don't open them
IT'S A TRAP

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@BadFatherHan who's the girl in the middle? Did she play the Emperor?

[JJ's Idea Book @jj_idea]

July2013
Star Wars ideas

How about the bad guy super weapon's weakness is NOT its main reactor

But a thermal oscillator instead

Brilliant

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@Rey_blank_ just kidding, It's on the must upper shelf

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@Rey_blank_ Nope, we feed ourself with the bodies of our unborn children

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@Rey_blank_ I want to eat him in an non-sexual way

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@SingleSolo12 YOU'RE A TRAP

*quickly unfollows before it explodes*

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

Rey: "I'm looking for someone"
Luke: "Looking? Found someone you have, I would say, Hmmmmm?"

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@FirstOrderHero Does it looks like A TRAP????

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

@pesimistic_p IS IT A TRAP?