Shite Rose Maths

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Maybe if every curriculum you’d designed, and carefully developed over time, had been thrown out for a generic, untried, untested, mastery-based one that over the course of 5 years decimated the progress of hundreds of students you’d be bitter too.

Me? Bitter?

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@HeroicMrT “Teaching for Mastery”

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@ShakinthatChalk We recommend our algebra blocks to show students a concrete example before students move into factorising in the realms of abstract.

In just 40 hours of learning time; William produced this below:

He can’t factorise double brackets but still has a deep understanding.

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@DeputyGrocott In maths, replace White Rose mastery-based PowerPoints, which use 100 slides when 1 will do, with Shite Rose progress-based PowerPoints.

Save about 4 years learning time.

#ShiteRose > #WhiteRose #Progress #CallingSomethingMasteryDoesntMakeItSo

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@TTRadioOfficial We’ve never taught but we’ve been to China once and our 5,000 slide PowerPoints are better than anything you chumps could come up with.

#China #Mastery #ShiteRoseMaths

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@Snotlady5 @litsherbetlemon Use our videos and we’ll actually give you £10.

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@BarryGarelick @rastokke @mikesully97 11. “Teaching for Mastery”

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@AP_Teaching How can our scores have dropped when half the schools in England are using generic, mastery-based PowerPoints when there’s no evidence that they work for English students? I have absolutely no idea. 🤔

#Mastery #China

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@Rom_TGS @oldandrewuk A student teacher following every small step for basic addition. lol!

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@Pomfret63 @sciantificnew Have you ever tried Shite Rose Maths? Our lessons sometimes have more than 8 questions in them. 🤭

#Mastery #China

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@JohnBaldLangLit Have you seen our scripts John? The 5,000 small steps we use for single-digit addition are a real tour de force. #Mastery #China

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@DisplayNom @IvanaDGreco @gregtangmath You like White Rose?

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@Y3StPeterDon I had an impossible task at my last school. Trying to find a worksheet with more than 8 questions on! lol!

#Mastery #China

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@DanaPalubiak

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@DE_DaveT Any solutions that fit alongside Shite Rose Maths?

We like worksheets with more than 8 questions on them.

#Mastery #China

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@sciantificnew @RogersHistory Our PowerPoints have been expertly sequenced by people who’ve been to China. Any deviation from the slides or small steps could result in a student not achieving mastery.

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@0Beanie05923291 Absolutely. Our 5,000 slide PowerPoints, and accompanying scripts, if delivered precisely, will guarantee mastery for every student. Just don’t skip a small step or it’ll all go to shite! lol!

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“Teaching for Mastery” isn’t designed with the English Maths curriculum in mind and is holding back large numbers of gifted and talented students who are held back by their less able peers.

[Chris Fore @chriscfore]

Name an education opinion that’ll have you like this…

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@AliBtait We can beat that. We went to China once and decided that Chinese students are good at Maths because they learn Maths in a “Mastery-style”.

Came back to England and threw out all the things that worked here and when it failed blamed teachers for “not following it properly”.

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@ninja_maths Mastery learning is actually very easy to put into practice.

Simply open our 5,000 slide PowerPoints, deliver them using the “small-steps” scripts that we provide.

Mastery!

#China #Mastery

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🚨 NEW FROM SHITE ROSE! 🚨

Our new exercise books! Designed to follow our expertly sequenced 5,000 slide PowerPoints.

They cost 3 times as much as regular books but, if used precisely, will guarantee every student achieves mastery.

*Bar models must be bought separately. lol!