Elliott 🕷

I do art stuff and write jokes sometimes

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

@gooofsterr The one could watch for the rest of my life is the Beastie Boys Sabotage video where Beavis is just saying what’s happening on the screen the whole time like it’s conversation.

[Tom Bibby @tombibbys]

Today feels like the single biggest vibe shift we've seen.

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

It’s not to cut costs, they are intentionally trying to muddy the waters so we slowly begin to accept this bullshit as a normal part of the modern world. They can’t make us, and we don’t have to.

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

Please don’t spend a dime on this. This is Amazon Studios, they can afford anything. They’re doing this for the same reason I saw a banner ad for Amazon on their own website which was just a nightmarish AI video of one person handing a gift to another. (cont.)

[Eurogamer @eurogamer]

Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis comes with an AI disclaimer https://t.co/7XAH25G62y

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

@HorrorCarnival Hmm I only saw Sent Help… I’ll rewatch Send Help

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

@NGreentail Depression

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

Every interview with Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo is already its own Meatcanyon video.

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

@sinist3rgore Turn it off 10 minutes before the end and you’ve got one of the best horror flicks ever

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

@yandhiisntreal I actually low-key love the mechanical web shooters because it implies that Stan Lee, when creating his spider themed character, couldn’t fathom the idea of webs coming from his body unless it was out his ass so he just abandoned the idea.

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

@UncannyKam James Gunn literally wrote Zack Snyder‘s best movie, how did they not put this together earlier?

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

@ShitpostRock No More Heroes all the way

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

Fitness just became accessible

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

This is what we call a “see it on your timeline, scroll past it because it triggers a fight or flight response, remember it while you’re trying to watch Severance that night and laugh uncontrollably for like 20 minutes straight, then thankfully find it again” type moment.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Hardest stage presence I’ve ever seen

[Ross Parsons is now HBO Ross @rossparsons]

wow an ai person has trouble articulating something on their own

[Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

you ever remember that ur friend is uncircumcised and it changes how you talk to them for a few hours

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

she give nothing butthead I’m tryna see how the beav is

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[Elliott 🕷 @Skelliott_20]

Oohhh so this website is like DONE done, got it.

[Portuguese Village Elder @ehyeahwhatever]

Cinema died when they stopped making those fake Italian sequels to popular horror movies. I need "The Substance 2" featuring an actress who looks vaguely like Margaret Qualley running around San Marino eating people alive.