Plastic Straw Republican

in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king

[Plastic Straw Republican @SmartMaticEng]

Barack Obama met Vladimir Putin on September 5, 2016 in China, where he claims to have successfully threatened Putin to cease hacking activities. He says "we did not see further tampering of the election process".

However, the Muller report implies that Podesta's emails were obtained by Wikileaks 2 weeks later Sept 20th, instigated by a message from a GRU-controlled Twitter account @dcleaks

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Cyclists.

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

If you could deport 100% of only one group of people, who would it be?

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@flightradar24

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@gatorgar @grok what's this picture from

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@samtripoli We lost so much nookie due to their treachery.

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Arby’s is so underrated.

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@AnaKasparian @EliseStefanik They’re communists Ana. Stop being such a twat and wake up.

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Chocolate milk was invented 400 years ago and we still don’t have chocolate cheese

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@ClueHeywood Bro you have no idea

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@FischerKing64 This is essentially true everywhere. While there are red and blue states in terms of governance, there are no red or blue states in terms of the populace. The dichotomy today is better characterized as urban vs suburban/rural.

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Having trillionaires is far better than having rulers.

[Orcbrand's Kojimaic Matters @kojimaicmatters]

Believing that "people wouldn't do crimes if their basic needs were met" while also believing that "greedy rich people are stealing from everyone" never registers to the people who say this shit as inherently contradictory.

[Naval @naval]

It’s nationalists vs communists from here on out.

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@FreddyLA7 Speak German with them. Some speak Pennsylvanian German. It’s a thing.

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@nypost They all look like that.

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Yeah blame the marketing guy. Jesus Christ

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Ferrari replaces its marketing chief following backlash to the Luce EV debut.

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Another record you track is how many ounces of mayonnaise a human can eat in 3 minutes (so far 86.35 oz)

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

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They were not Snap glasses.

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

A man who fell into a campsite vault toilet while trying to retrieve his sunglasses was rescued by first responders and was able to walk away from the incident after being decontaminated. https://t.co/OfC9pE1IFE

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@SStricklandMMA Dude's got cauliflower ear protection anyway.

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I love how people run FDE firearms but live in the greenest area of the country.

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@PalmerLuckey @mattparlmer It’s not entirely true anyway, the DOD is going to backstop AI development like it’s the Manhattan Project, and it’s certainly risky. They’d rather waste 100 billion and “win” than “lose”, however they define that.