S.U.C.C. at JHU

[Ben @benebenebeneb]

SGA more like silly goose association

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

This is now an iFunny meme account

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Absolutely do NOT click this link at 7pm EST tonight https://t.co/V1IPWV0dFg

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Saturday March 13th at 9pm (that’s “tomorrow” for you kids out there)

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

🚨 SHOW ALERT 🚨 https://t.co/Y219t2cc3S also I am banned from campus right now

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

We’re doing comedy for charity to offset all the other horrible things we’ve said!

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

@SNFAgoraJHU

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

We must rebrand @JohnsHopkins to UHOP (University House of Pancakes), America’s first pancake research institution

[Ariella Shua @AriShua36]

Watch the whole thing, but tune in at 39:16 for a snap of my LinkedIn bio (and keep watching to get a glimpse of my Hinge) (and watch a little further for a Club Penguin igloo) @StandUpJHU

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Show! Tonight! On YouTube! Can’t break fire code when you’re on YouTube! https://t.co/udO6TKDmZp

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

SUCC is back! We’re performing for the Theatre O-Show on Sep 11th. Come be in our presence virtually!

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Alright, somebody has to say it: just like podcasts, I think we have enough commencement speeches

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

"if you can handle us at our sunday show, you don't deserve us at our tomato show" -our fearless leader, @MixedNelson

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Please send this tweet to three other people. Have them send it to three more. We are starting a comedy rewards program. This isn't a pyramid scheme why would you say that we just like triangles ok https://t.co/i7nw8CI5da

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

that's called marketing baby
https://t.co/OE3iXCS0fp

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Ḯ̶̮̿S̶̗̗͍̊͊͐̍ ̸̢̤̥̫̾̔̅̃T̶̲̲̭̃ͅȞ̸̖Į̸̣̞̦͊̚Ș̶̩͋̏̕�� ̸̢̳̐E̵̦̋̔͛M̸͙̱͖̀͜A̶̟̭̻̼̽͒́I̸͙̱̒͝L̵̨̺̅̐ ̸̙̳͇̽ͅD̵̠̭̓Ḭ̸̖̠̻͗́̔̅Ș̶̨̲̻͒̎P̷̤̥̖̊L̶̼͇̋A̷̧͛̍Y̷͍̽Ḭ̶̛͉̯̼N̷̻̖̬̗͗̓̇G̴̲̳͕̱̕ ̷̫̹͕̾C̸͔̓͊O̵̥̖̒̑Ŗ̵̩̰̊̂R̵͈̭͈͚͘E̵͕̤͔͒̀̊̓C̶̡͉̮̔̽̉Ţ̸̛̩̀͗͝L̴̗̅͝Y̷̪̒

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 28 9PM ARELLANO

IT'S F̵̼̉R̸͕̽E̵͠ͅĒ̴͜

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

T🍅mat🍅 Time Tw🍅
https://t.co/Pcim1CdxA7

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Tonight? TONIGHT. You KNOW what’s going on. You do. You don’t? You SHOULD. It’s TOMATO TIME BABYYYY 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 https://t.co/YJtfEczDXM

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

Tomato show tomato show tomato show tomato show TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW TOMATO SHOW

[S.U.C.C. at JHU @StandUpJHU]

Got feelings about the new student center? Enjoy destruction and comedy? Join SUCC at our Bulldoze the Mattin Center Viewing Party and Comedy Show this Friday (not in Mattin, in Arellano. It would be dangerous to be there, they're doing bulldozing) https://t.co/puATeq8kdi