ᅟᅟWojak & Daxter

Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket

[ᅟᅟWojak & Daxter @StrykerfromMK]

Lord if you love me rn you'll flip that mf ya heard me If you fwm G.O.D. you'll flip that mf

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

Those accompanying Trump on his trip to China on May 13:

- The head of BlackRock
- The head of Goldman
- The head of Mastercard
- The head of Cisco
- The head of Meta
- The head of Visa
- The head of Apple
- The head of Tesla (Elon Musk)

[Patavid @lilnblubby]

@TheresaLubowitz @GangstHannah I’m hoping for something more substantial

[ᅟᅟWojak & Daxter @StrykerfromMK]

@Girthgirl respectfully I'd let you piss in me

[TristanRaine @ReignMeInPowers]

@ForevrMyHero Mfs who said "don't trust everything you see online" suddenly trust the makeshitup-inator

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Americans are going to spend the next century saying, “I don’t understand why it keeps getting darker in the house” while continuing to vote for the guy who promises to smash every lightbulb.

[MeovvCAT @osu_MeovvCAT]

P5X has banned "Sex".

[Hobo @HoboGuyCool]

Krab Coach

[ᅟᅟWojak & Daxter @StrykerfromMK]

@TPWS_Renegade @WhatsTheStatus stop blindly listening to ai

[ᅟᅟWojak & Daxter @StrykerfromMK]

dan lambert jumpscare #ufc316

[miguel @itshemiii]

@keybitchc thank you for applying to red lobster do you carry the weight of your past sins with you on a daily basis

[DXRKSPXCE @DSpxce]

Felt like being mean

[Spectre @spectre0799]

@dieluqy LMFAOOOO

[𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒆 ⚠ @Rythayze]

@AvgDSEnthusiast I generated this art using my brain and my drawing tablet

[Justin Melillo @Cybren]

@Skylinex13 @obiwormkenobi Well no the actually effective martial art is having your friends show up with crowbars

[🌊Liquor Store🌊|FREE🇵🇸 @waterisgood6969]

@RANDOMC_L_EVENT More accurately

[:o @undyingdefect]

@Jacknaasty @mikehector none of the words i want to say to you will keep my account unbanned

[Raidenous🍉(Black Bulls Arc) @StatiicSpectre]

@JowThatIsGrimm @that_one_ahmed Lmao

[ᅟᅟWojak & Daxter @StrykerfromMK]

#UFC312 commentary begging Tatiana Suarez to walk into a knockout god they're fucking idiots

[Bozzy 🦴 @Bozzy_NZ]

Hey man I think you’re reacting to the wrong thing there