johnny kilimanjaro

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[cuntacular @debtgripss]

Strict Asian Obama was only 28 in Rush Hour its not too late for me

[Ben Pope @BenPopeCST]

Ninth consecutive season starting on the road

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

Jordan Walker, #HomeRunDerby champion.

The first to do it -- and he did it against the boos in Philly. What a show, too, he hit four magenta balls on his "final swing" to surpass Kyle Schwarber, 12 to 11.

#stlcards #AllStarGame

https://t.co/RhcceAddxB

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION!

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

Lindsey Graham is day-to-day with an upper body injury, per Lamoriello. Mitch McConnell has not resumed skating.

[Sammy Paradise @NotactuaIIysl]

The sixth graders in centerfield trying to catch a line drive off an aluminum bat

[jen @surewould_]

finally got a TV set up upstairs and I’m thinkin this may be my new favorite thing

[Joe Ovies @joeovies]

Canes Reddit on a heater 🫡

[amal @helwaciao]

Sick to my stomach this is the view we saw completely accidentally from the parking lot of best buy in idaho we stopped at to get charger

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Injury Update on Connor Bedard ❤️

[kage @sukikage_]

no one talks about how draining it is when your mood constantly switches between "keep going, it will get better" and "i can't do this anymore, im about to give up." it's like living in emotional whiplash. one hour you're hopeful, the next you're spiraling

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[m✰ 🇪🇸 @rodriiola]

I can’t tell you how much joy this Haaland clip brings me 🥹

[kage @sukikage_]

it’s crazy how being depressed for years makes you a fucking idiot

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety