TSAsupervisor

Violating your rights every step of the way! The follow-up TSA parody, bitches!

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

Back from vacation with the #jerseyshore kids. Learned how to scope out people who were #DTF - Down To Fondle #TSA

[Agent Smith @TSAgov]

The official term for a complaint is "nuisance." #tsa #tsagov

[TSAagent @TSAagent]

What do you get when you cross a conservative with the ACLU? A libertarian. The mostly deadly terrorist group known to man. #TSA

[Agent Smith @TSAgov]

TSA Travel Advisory: Passengers will be selected for strip searches by being tossed Mardi Gras beads. #tsa #tsagov

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@GCour what harsh words that pierces straight to my heart. What if we gave you melanie? #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@roopgill You know the phrase "love your job"? We just take it to the next level. #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

The #TSA is now hiring the best of the best. Order a pizza today to find out! http://goo.gl/TiRB2 #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@cinnamaldehyde I see I've touched a sensitive spot but I'll let it slide. It's #Thanksgiving after all! Lest your alone... #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@PresidentBarama No need. We treat it like a pudding cup when you peel off the lid - we love it. #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@cinnamaldehyde It's not anti-fat per say....I prefer to call it "enhanced slimming" #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

Wow 300 followers. That's how many fat flabs I had to ruffle through before I became desensitized to obesity. #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@dudehobo Information is the bane of all empires. I'd suggest you let it go and just take it. #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@R0xsey @TSAGov @TSAAgent I'm actually having a lot of fun reinventing the game "duck duck goose" to "gobble gobble grope!" #TSA

[Agent Smith @TSAgov]

Future TSA Project: Global backscatter scanner. No opt-outs. No escape. #tsa #tsagov

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

Another successful day at work - made $87 in tips...freedom isn't free after all. #TSA

[TSAagent @TSAagent]

Shhhhh: #TSA policy "We don't prohibit public, passengers or press from photographing, videotaping, or filming" http://goo.gl/m9qz0

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@DerekMoyes Not only is he my boss but my lord, savior and bada$$ mudda fugga who is packin' heat - Mr. Pistole! #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@rondata Oh no...not dental cavities in the mouth but the body cavity where the sun don't shine! #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

@BionicBeverly I'm as real as it gets. In fact, I'm going to put your name under our "domesitc extremists" list. How ya like me now?! #TSA

[TSAsupervisor @TSAsupervisor]

That's odd...I just walked through one of our backscatter scanners with @TSAagent and stumbled into Narnia. #TSA