Tambre Massman

Terrifying and adorable all at the same time. she/her

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The list is full tonight so show up on time and don’t burn the light! Featuring @ArijanaRamic with delightful host Jeanina Juanita Messerly! Doors at 7:30, show at 8 pm in the Jewelbox Theatre at @SeattleJewelBox

The producer for this evening is @seattlejuno

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Oooh it’s Nest time again, this time featuring the super great Zahnae Aquino and one of our fave hosts, Keeks! Doors at 7:30, show at 8 in the Jewelbox Theatre at @SeattleJewelBox

The producer for this evening is Andrea Entz.

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@stevierae @ComedyNestSEA @corinacondensed So sorry! Let us know if you’re ever head out this way, we’d love to have you.

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@ArijanaRamic I’m just imagining him covered in piss cuz he doesn’t want anyone to think he knows how to hold a dick.

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The urge to run away to the forest and become a scary lesbian sculptor is strong today

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At a metal show with my girlfriend and she found someone to exchange knitting patterns with

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@tnicholsmd @CafeteriaJangle This joke is is funny, but wait until you are injured or age into needing a walker and see how convenient you find the 300’ long set of stairs from the subway to the street.

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@Shes_So_Mimi @tayarisha For sure! Luhrman’s R&J is the only version of that text that I have ever fully enjoyed. Rickman was a good Tybalt and the sword fighting in tights was fun, but Leguizamo was tastier and I have never seen a better Mercutio than Harold Perrineau... I have seen too much Shakespeare

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@tayarisha Sure sure Baz’s R&J is great and all, but the 1979 version filmed by the BBC has almost all the original dialogue-including jokes that havent been funny in 300 years- and also has Alan Rickman in a pink and cream outfit with cock pouch tights for pants and a pillbox hat soooo...

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@vodkaoatmilk I’m so old my version of this is Sigourney Weaver and Rick Moranis

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@Mitaalbino @kingcloz Love it when they are like, “You make me miserable!” And then you leave and they’re like, “No wait, *I* make me miserable. Please come back so I can inflict my terrible personality on you again and never have to experience personal growth!”

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Loving this time where whites can use our snitch powers for good instead of on Yelp.

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All this gloating about the numbskulls from 1/6 getting arrested is frustrating af. There were plenty of folks there who were smart enough not post about what they were up to. Smart enough not to bring their phones inside. Dummies were a smokescreen for truly the dangerous.

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@iSmashFizzle It was the first of many times I played a man. I was Edward Rutledge of SC. I had a rad cane with a compass on top, a suit that looked like ambrosia salad, and I sang “Molasses to Rum to Slaves” a cappella cuz the MIDI track was just too bad.

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@iSmashFizzle Our school had budget but wouldnt give any to theatre so some kids banded together to produce 1776. We had great costumes sewn by mormon moms but an early 1990’s MIDI soundtrack cuz we couldn’t get a live band or even a pianist.

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@rachellaundry Is being compared to the heroine of one of the highest grossing movie series of all time supposed to be an insult? Her neg game is weak.

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@DrLaurenWilson Confused about which drop down to pick. (H) Judiciary?

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Also in case this needs to be said, do not order a fucking pizza during this time you monsters.