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#Alternative #NewMusic #Soundcloud

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#Blues #NewMusic #Soundcloud

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@xXsparkle_boyXx How 'bout fabulous Skeletor?

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#WhyIGotBlockedIn5WordsOrLess
apparently dick pics are frowned upon in certain circles

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#MyMessageInABottle Please refill and return to HashMaster5000

[matt soup-ing-grr @MatthewTheAmazo]

If you haven't sped up to a car going 90 down the HW almost killing everyone inside to finish reading their bumper sticker what's your deal?

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@MatthewTheAmazo @BettieBoop77 I haven't seen a funny bumper sticker since the early 90s, I remember reading them all on the rotating racks at the stores, where'd they go?

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#SesameStreetAFilm Back To The Snuffleupagus

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#SesameStreetAFilm Me Myself & Snuffleupagus

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#SesameStreetAFilm Elmo Better Blues

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#SesameStreetAFilm Dude, Where's My Oscar?

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#SesameStreetAFilm Big Bird On A Wire

[Merry Uterna @MizzLivermore]

The Mighty Rubber Duckies #sesamestreetafilm

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#NationalBestFriendsDay
*looks at bottle of beer in left hand...
*looks at penis in right hand...
Can I have two best friends?

[💤 @GalacticFoxx]

Happy #NationalBestFriendsDay
to my best friend
*gestures to no one*

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@WTFKlorine @mmmPretZles @math_tagger @KeshaTedder I don't feel dead...

[D Funkt @threeseepeeyo]

@ThatHashThough Outrage! Do people have no shame? I spit coffee all over my romper when I read that.

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@drayzze It's about getting them beers when they run out, because they can't press pause when they're playing online, for the fortieth fucking time!!

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#ItsTimeWeTalkAbout Your Twitter Addiction

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

#ItsTimeWeTalkAbout your morning breath, Karen. Past time, actually.