Deffy

Hopefully, this will be good for my mental health.

[Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos]

The fact that we hold content creators to higher standards than politicians or government workers is absolutely insane to me lmao

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Just woke up and saw the news... I really thought she had it. Can't believe people would rather vote for a talking blistered hemorrhoid

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched an appendectomy.

[katie @katefeetie]

every 4 years we get a sobering reminder that a large percentage of americans think the government is just the president

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Trump, honest to God, warned us that if Kamala Harris wins, we'll be "thrown into a system where everybody gets health care."

What's next? Fair wages? Women's rights? A President who actually pays their contractors?

Trump is, by far, the best advertisement for Harris/Walz.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Kids who think they have it rough didn't live back when using a calculator in math class was considered cheating.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I'm all for Kamala Harris being a Madam President but Doug should still be called Doug. "Please welcome The President of the United States and Doug" it'll be awesome

[Daft Pun @AllanForsyth]

My face blindness support group is a real who's who.

[Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos]

It's still crazy to me how Blue checkmarks on Twitter went from "they are probably a reputable source"

to

"batshit insane takes that are extremely harmful to any discussion....or scams"

I can't believe a whole system of trust was demolished last year. Still boggles my brain

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Defund Paw Patrol.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

them: I was born in 1998

My brain: oh so you're like, 4 years old then.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

psa: don't ruin the thanksgiving meal by bringing up politics. ruin the meal by telling your family you don't know half of them half as well as you should like and like less than half of them half as well as they deserve then vanishing while they try to figure out what you meant

[Deffy @ThatNeutronGuy]

At least, that's what I keep telling myself.

[Deffy @ThatNeutronGuy]

@RosannaPansino Break free?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Helpful phrases:

“We'll get there when we get there”
“We'll know when we know”
“It is what it is”
“It's neither here nor there”
“First thing’s first”
“I wouldn’t worry if I were you”
“I don’t mind either way”
“It’ll be in the last place you look”

[TUCKER @JERICHO]

That alert wasn’t even cool, why can’t we get the like German national alert track or broken Chicago tornado siren or something

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

I have got to get serious about dating again because I don’t like the idea that lauren boebert is getting more action than me.

[River Kenna @the_wilderless]

reading Infinite Jest in a coffee shop, chuckling regularly so they know I get all the jests

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Good morning to everyone except for anyone with those super loud mufflers on their vehicle.