Marty Barrett

Writer | Musician | Industrialist | Celebrity DJ | Lighthouse Keeper
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I wish all raisins were Raisinets, but THAT'S NOT FEMINISM. #scholar #soulful #paroleviolation #OurselvesGrowingOlder

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THIS SATURDAY! Join your beloved @VerdugoHUUT for "The Banshees of Unincorporated La Crescenta," celebrating with music, monologues, games, drinks, and prizes the joys and sorrows of the Irish and Irish-adjacent. Hosted by @TheMartyBarrett #Irish #acoustic

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Your beloved @VerdugoHUUT goes DARK this Saturday with "Murder Ballads," featuring some LA punk rock royalty, hillbilly flight risks, The Wizard of Rock, Philadelphia sharpies, and more! With @BillDal68957008 & @steveajohnson, among ornery others. #lapunkrock #tomlehrer

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The dog #GordonThunderfoot shamelessly shills for the exquisite @VerdugoHUUT. @raspinstuwart #livemusic #donovan #beatles #bowie

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June 29 is both the day Alex Kintner died—according to his slap-happy mom—and The U.S.S. Indianapolis was torpedoed—according to certifiable Cap'n Quint. Don't believe their lies. #jaws #tinian #quint #allthatjaws #slapping #FatMan https://t.co/y50HgF0Nnp

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@laurenboebert What idiot wrote that for you and what idiot approved it?

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This lack of attention to detail will drive me to a nearly grave. #ossuary #bone #precocity

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"Singles remind me of kisses/Albums remind me of plans" is one of my favorite lyrics. Unfortunately, it is hurtling toward old-tymey (as are we all). #Lyrics #Squeeze https://t.co/MghbJ8KODK

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There are many things we need to teach our boys, and Jesus can help. #moistache #hoym #HelpOurYoungMenJesus

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@SpiritAirlines Do we have to follow each other to direct message, or do you have a direct email with a human being attached to it to send this information? Is the tweet thread enough or do you want a more detailed description?

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1. On the day of our BUR-LAS-BOS flight, @spiritairlines sends three text postponements. We get to the airport early to be safe. Then they postpone the 64-minute Vegas hop twice more. No explanation. #SpiritAirlinesIsFlyingGarbage

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@SpiritAirlines I'm interested to see how @SpiritAirlines ' customer support via social media is different from the way you treat people in person. I'll DM you the info.

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Tonight at 7! @VerdugoHUUT returns with @DonCummings @mitchellsmusic @nonduo1 Tom Bishel, Richard Penn, and more. Promo code "gordon" gets a healthy discount https://t.co/G001bySMW8

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25. We pay $1700 to get us on a Delta flight in 5 hours. Delta took our cash & got us there without stranding us, which should be their slogan. To recap: Spirit Airlines Sucks. #SpiritAirlinesIsFlyingGarbage

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24. We cancel our ticket. No one knows how much we’ll get back, or when. We’ve no choice but to find another airline to fly us & pay through the nose for it. For 5 hours we watch the Spirit customers line up, crying, mad, unsatisifed, swindled. #SpiritAirlinesIsFlyingGarbage