Tim

New York times person of the year 2006 🏆

Internet Historian 📚

[Tim @TimCarville]

Was chatting @part_time_bro and people in her @HotMicInc stream and mentioned I had worked out my top 5 sporting moments ever.
I am going to list them here.
All these happened in my life and I was either there or watching it unfold live

Here is my list:

[Tim @TimCarville]

@Joshdabagger @JakeNiallTHEAGE @heathro37 @CarltonFC @AFL The Hawks beat us a couple years ago and said in the post game they knew they could run over the top of us and just win through effort

Imo the leaders on the field are just as responsible as Voss was and I am concerned this will creep into the next generation of players we draft

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@Joshdabagger @JakeNiallTHEAGE @heathro37 @CarltonFC @AFL My issue as a long time supporter is the list in talented but mentally not capable enough to be flag contenders.

I'm happy their showing the desire but where was that the last 18 months?

A caretaker coach doesn't come in and say "run harder" and everyone goes "that could work"

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@HVNYrefugee The right is Arizona coz there's a river/water in it

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@Blueirons I really hope they do bring Hird back.

Nothing in his previous tenure showed him to be a master mind coach and it shows they have learned absolutely nothing as a club.

It will be the biggest circle back moment.

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@_colourmeamused It's only spelled labour if it's from the labou region of France

Otherwise it's sparkling Labor

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@Part_Time_Bro The year we pushed the Vikings to interview Harbaugh for the HC job

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@XanderMcGuire7 I never wish injury on anyone but having him pull out of today with a hamstring strain so the game is actually next week would be the funniest outcome here

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@KBensonJpg Drugs are cheaper

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@SkolBros Why wouldn't it be Wallstedt?

[g.m punk @gothamgrrls]

all hail

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@Hoju8889 @saegerart @Nerdcognito That's the exact moment and tone that is seared in my brain.

Sheer brilliance to bring everything crashing down with George's delivery of that line.

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@aboutasteph @andybuds23 The Hawks said it about us 2 years ago and people got mad at them.

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@fgx195 @yelyahdoobee I didn't have to cut him off

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@scambers73 @AustralianOpen The real answer is that it is very often too hot mid afternoon in February

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@Joominmames @TerribleMaps Yes

The UK isn't a country it's a kingdom made up of:
Scotland
England
Wales
Northern Ireland

[Tim @TimCarville]

@SimonSimplicio @Tacofridge I always took it as not fully a genetics joke but the lower IQ households will foster lower IQ kids at a much higher rate through the environment they're brought into

Nature vs nurture line is blurry in the 2 extreme examples in this opening joke

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This is a Seppo take

[Morgan Ariel @itsmorganariel]

I don’t think there’s a more grotesque word in the human language than c*nt and anybody who uses it is a walking red flag.

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@DearS_o_n I mean yeah I didn't really get him in this life so that'd be a change.
Wonder if I'd be the same person

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@cleary_mitch @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL