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@ginacarano @Lucasfilm @Disney These are dark times for the US. We are in our Empire strikes back era. Can’t wait for the Return of the Jedi.

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@GovArmstrong @NDStateFair Let’s talk about the delta regional airline that had to perform evasive maneuvers to narrowly escape a catastrophic collision with a B-52 to appease your circle jerk air show. Maybe don’t cut all the funding to the FAA to give billionaires tax cuts???

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@GovtofPakistan Dropping bombs on sovereign nations ain’t it. Time to rescind his nomination.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @JohnLynch49ers Aiyuk lost me when he went all diva during contract negotiations

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@DrNeilStone @SecKennedy He’s going to cause so many preventable deaths. What are his qualifications besides being so far up trumps arse that he sneezes Cheeto dust?

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@SecKennedy Thanks to you and your bosses unqualified ineptitude, I feel far more unsafe in my country than ever. Nominating anti-vaccers into a vaccine advisory board? What’s next, flat earthers running NASA?!?!? #idiocracy #WTF

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@WhiteHouse To call this administration a joke would be a disservice to clowns. Is it too much to ask for me to not have to wake up everyday and worry about what kind of F***ery has happened in the WH? Can we all just call it was it is? The biggest grift in the history of the US?

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@itslinklauren I don’t think that a white girl who is trying really hard to be straight gets to comment on what’s racist and what is not.

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@mnorm2001 @ESPNNBA Steph is 6’2”. That’s taller than the average height in the world.

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@WillieBBurner Legit that was Mid AF

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@NBA Woah that was bad. No wonder the crowd wasn’t into it

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@Eagles @FanDuel As a Niners fan, I can’t in good conscience root for the Eagles. That being said, smack those prenmadannas into the turf!!! Fly eagles fly!

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@Chiefs Nobody outside of Philly or KC watching this WWF garbage. #scripted #kermit

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@xtorturedchloe @Chiefs Kelce the Cringe Lord

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@Chiefs Just give them the Lombardi already and spare us the pain. The refs have already set up the winner. 🐸

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@JenkySm43928927 @NR_Garrett You must be a billionaire then! Congratulations! How’s the price of eggs and gas in your town? 😂

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@NR_Garrett I’m not watching because the script is pre-ordained. If you press me, I’m rooting for a well placed meteor

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@elonmusk Get help bro. The drugs are not working in the way we all want them to be. In essence, get help.

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@Steelersdepot Mr Unlimited has found his limitation. Father Time.

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@SharpFootball But But he is MR Unlimited!! How could this happen??