Aaron

[Aaron @TumTiggler]

I went through like 4 hours of needless troubleshooting because of this a few months ago. It was a windows update breaking one if my programs 🙃

[percy @watfle]

Damn girl your tits are insane, sorry I mean your tits are mentally ill

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Eye of newt in 13 Covens has been recalled over undeclared magical effects

[Liste @endliste]

2 HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME:
I'm so tired. I can't wait to sleep later. I can't do anything

3 HOURS AFTER BEDTIME:
(imagining learning how to play guitar) ☝️I m going to write a song to heal the world

[LUOK comms open @THELUOK]

how it feels having irls and online friends on the same discord account

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i be up in the pussy like oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

[¿¡annika h!? @Annika_H_]

fear not friend, egg roll is included in the price of the meal

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[dani @shaboingboing32]

burger to your mouth would you eat it

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Republicans: “We’re bringing back slavery and we’re installing cameras to watch your children at all times, who we made sure we can legally marry.”

Democrats: “We must stop a streamer from doing videos.”

[kintsugi katie🩸 @JERMAPLIER]

idc how many times i see this i laugh every time

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[Aaron @TumTiggler]

I can't help myself

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

white people be like did you read the patch notes

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Once you get in the habit of making a big pot of chili to last an entire week you quickly lose interest in a good portion of worldly pursuits. The Pot supplies

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

stress-induced audio visual hallucinations are wild because this basically happened to me at work today

[howard @mistahowie]

Me: whatcha drawing there son?

Son: *trying to cover up his furry drawings* i-it’s nothing Dad! just go away!

Me: Sheesh kid just trying to get involved in your life, whatever *walking away and muttering to myself* Damn that cow lady’s tits were humongo

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck i just hit a gargoyle while doing 30 down the king’s road. my carriage has been fucking obliterated

[project hail saturn 💫🪐 @z4kkuras]

At the airport