Mars resident⚔️

Plan is to die on Mars, fighting communists

[Mars resident⚔️ @Tyflyguy97]

Found in vegas
That steering wheel is obviously not a permanent feature
$tsla

[Walker Boh @OneArmedBoh]

Okay hold on

[Mars resident⚔️ @Tyflyguy97]

@davidein @jamesfishback LMAOO

[Mars resident⚔️ @Tyflyguy97]

@davidein @jamesfishback That last paragraph made me a firm fishback supporter, and that's an insanely hard thing to do

[A F L O W ✊🏿 @afrym762]

“House Republicans just successfully killed Rep. Thomas Massie…”

[Mars resident⚔️ @Tyflyguy97]

@Sarcosuchus467 It was completely justified

[Kamil Bachmińſki @bachminski]

Realistyczna mechanika orbitalna w filmach konfundowałaby widzów. Tak jak skonfundowała pracowników NASA w 1965 roku, kiedy James McDivitt w kapsule Gemini dodał gazu w kierunku zużytego stopnia rakiety i ze zdumieniem odkrył, że się od niego oddala.

[Lindarixon @lindarcrusader]

US lab: "We downloaded Qwen and waterboarded it with 53 million tokens of CIA propaganda. Then we put a little American flag on the corpse and called it Arete."

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the next Nvidia CEO

[Russian Garbage Human @RusGarbageHuman]

"In the book 1984, which many women will be unfamiliar with because it doesn't contain any werewolf rape"

[foobar/ @0xfoobar]

To be fair, the Chinese models have a much lower refusal rate

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Listening to Trump say “If we didn’t attack Iran, there would be no Israel!” on the same day he said his deportation policies were “too rough”.

[John Wright @johncwright2001]

BONES attributed to Saint Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, kept since 1098 in Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, were STOLEN from their reliquary inside the basilica, then DESTROYED.

The suspect, arrested at his home, admitted to SMASHING the display case protecting the reliquary, then stealing its contents, BURNING the bones and CRUSHING them out of a “desire to destroy.”

(Source: L'Est Républicain)

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Trump just said he’s willing to do a mass amnesty deal for millions of illegal immigrants…

People voted for no more wars and mass deportations. Trump gave them a war in Iran and amnesty. Complete and total betrayal.

[Sam Altman @sama]

ok gl

[Mars resident⚔️ @Tyflyguy97]

@elonmusk @Texas_Twins_Dad

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

i was talking to my 4yo daughter today about the midterms and how most people oppose building data centers, complain about the cost of living, and want to tax the rich

she looked at me and said "but daddy, if we build more data centers we can get to ASI and solve virtually every problem! and if we tax the rich, who's going to invest in building all the things we need? we can't make people richer by taxing investment and increasing government spending!"

so i told her "yes sweetie, but most people are lazy, love stealing from people who build, and have an IQ of 80"

she looked confused and asked "then why do we let them make these decisions?"

i said "well, sweetie, that's how it works in a democracy and why we have elections. everyone gets to vote, and their vote counts just as much as anyone else's"

she thought about it for a second and said "but daddy, that means the people who don't understand anything get to decide the future of the people who do?"

"yes sweetie, that's democracy"

she looked me dead in the eyes and said "then democracy is retarded and they shouldn't be allowed to vote" and went back to play

i was left speechless

[DrMojo 👾 @DrMetaMojo]

BREAKING: Linear algebra is now a national security threat. 😂

Matrix multiplication? ILLEGAL.

Gradient descent? Straight to jail.

Backpropagation? 25 to life.

And don’t even THINK about multiplying two tensors without a federal permit.

Apparently the next great technological revolution must be stopped before someone accidentally invents a better algorithm.

Somewhere in China, an engineer just read this and laughed his fucking ass off. 💀