The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept

Debating the merits of communicationS. Parody.

[Prof Michael E. Mann @MichaelEMann]

oh, well that clinches the deal...

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@MichaelEMann but you will have to teach a 4:4:2 (2 in the summer)

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@UATX_chem damn. reviewer 2 is always coming at UATX for plagiarism!! This is tyranny.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

Proud to see our prestigious uni being covered!

[NYT National News @NYTNational]

A group of scholars and activists are planning to establish a new university, The University of Austin, dedicated to free speech. They are alarmed, they said, “by the illiberalism and censoriousness prevalent in America’s most prestigious universities.” https://t.co/JJKEUA8nkN

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@TristanPEJ It's sure to be a great course - we'll teach that consent via nonverbal communication is just as valid. *blink if you mean yes*

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@kcsquared3 @MichaelEMann yes! we pay approx. $1,000 per course because that's how much we value our educators!

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

In the communication department, we study what matters: biological sex.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

Just a reminder that you'll soon be able to register for our first forbidden course offering “Fake News Isn't Fake” taught by Candace Cameron Bure. We'll even teach you how to write compelling headlines!

[University of Austin Phys & Astro (imaginary) @UATX_phys]

New course offering taught by Prof. Lawrence Krause: “Harassment or harmless joke? A white male perspective”

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@WajahatAli And that's precisely why the folks at UATX are excited for our newest endeavor.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@dairyslut_ Consider joining UATX's communication department as a student so we can teach you about how social media is ruining the world, including your relationship.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@UATX_math but the let record show that we will still pour asinine amounts of money into our fields and players

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@RespectableLaw @ComradeGolem We cannot confirm nor deny your claims, however, we will be asking students to put down a 50% deposit on 4 years worth of credit hours.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

In the UATX communication department, we embrace the #COMMSOWHITE movement. As in, we love that we're so white.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@UATX_chem @JenLoveChem yes, we do *creates opening that we must post and share everywhere, but we already know who we are hiring and we won't tell people not to waste their time*

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

STOP CENSORSHIP. JOIN US AT UATX.

@UATX_chem @UATX_phys @UATX_math @uaustinorg @uaustinclassics

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Gigi Sohn is a complete political ideologue who has disdain for conservatives. She would be a complete nightmare for the country when it comes to regulating the public airwaves.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@joey_neilsen @UATX_phys @RhiannonDauster well, yes. you see, we can't fund everyone equally. some departments will be the brain children of Elon Musk, while others will be the product of Steven Pinker. survival of the fittest.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@DrDeCaluwe @UATX_phys @seis_matters ah, the communication we love to see

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@DeliciousSewage @mariaclara_av @uaustinorg ^ can confirm.

[The University of Austin (UATX) Communication Dept @UATX_comm]

@uaustinorg we can't for you to join our team!
communication faculty: shoot us a DM and we'll put in a good word for ya.