University of Austin Mathematics (parody)

One of the Top 10 Mathematics Departments in Austin, TX. Funded by the AMR. Blocked by several UATX co-founders. Pronouns: y'all / all y'all. Parody.

[University of Austin Mathematics (parody) @UATX_math]

We're hiring! See our website for details. Diversity statement not required. Because McCarthyism.

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Terrible news today, with the Supreme Court curbing our ability to consider race and ethnicity in admission decisions. The University of Austin is now going to have to start admitting women and minorities.

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Students who failed our "How to Lie With Statistics" course last year but need to graduate can substitute "How to Lie Without Statistics," by Visiting Professor Charlie Kirk.

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New course announcement! Following our friends in @uaustenclassics, over the next few weeks, we'll be advertising more than a dozen courses that will be offered next year. This one is particularly important, as it's a graduation requirement for all UATX students.

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We support @donlemon, who was wrongly fired from CNN for the "sexist comment" that 51 isn't a prime number.

https://t.co/jvwchRDRzS

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@siwelwerd 🙋‍♀️ https://t.co/JrtBtFkW50

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We're hiring! See our website for details. Diversity statement not required. Because McCarthyism.

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Please welcome our newest Assistant Professor, Dr. George Santos. He comes to us as a leading expert in Lie theory.

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Our usual advice for undergraduates considering getting a PhD in math at the University of Austin is "Only do it if you cannot imagine doing anything else, if you feel unassailably compelled, and you literally cannot get in anywhere else." Is this good or bad advice?

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@LongFormMath no

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Our engineering building Our math building

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

The engineering The math
building on building on
ever single every single
campus campus

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@adamkotsko

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With funding from Viktor Orbán and CPAC, we are excited to announce a new study abroad program for Eastern Europeans: Austin Semesters in Mathematics. Students will take classes during the week, and can travel to exciting places like Oklahoma and Arkansas on weekends. Apply now!

[Acyn @Acyn]

“My country Hungary is the lone star state of Europe”

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@sallycol

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@yellow_dusk (sin x) / x

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It looks increasingly likely that the US will soon be the only developed country in which not every vector space has a basis. Thanks, Susan Collins.

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@theUofAustin in the what?

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@KatieEllenTu @theUofAustin @elonmusk That does not bother us because we don't believe in science. Our friends in @UATX_phys are working on Dogecoin 2.0 which will be mined through the luminiferous aether.

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Breaking News!!! Our beloved @theUofAustin has been sold to @elonmusk for 44K Dogecoin and is being rebranded. Though we are not at liberty to disclose our new name, we are very excited to being moving this fall into the brand new Jacques Tits Building of Mathematics.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Am thinking of starting new university:
Texas Institute of Technology & Science

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@tim_hosgood @pwr2dppl Apologies

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@KatieEllenTu @littmath 👋

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Academic institutions promote v**l*nc* and are filled with unprofessional unprofessionals. Those *v*l bl**dth*rst* N*z*s need to phuqqing apologize and then find Jesus. This is why we founded @theUofAustin.

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Does having zero grey matter make one "massless"? Please weigh in, @UATX_phys.