Plague Nurse 🇵🇸

Just some good ol' wholesome jokes here folks. Just some old fashion kiddin' around.

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

[luigi al gaib @bvblers]

the REAL person of the year: gisèle pelicot 🤍

[zeronelite @Zeronelite]

see something, say nothing!

[pj @pjayevans]

If RFK Jr. makes root beer illegal I will kill myself

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

The “legal loophole” is just sentencing a guy convicted of 34 felonies to prison like they do with literally everyone else

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

Someone who worked in all 3 branches of government is losing to a reality tv host.

[✨🇭🇷marina🇧🇦✨ @themarinadove]

idk how to tell u this but 51% of the country voting for trump is bigger than .4% voting for jill stein. you are surrounded by fascists not third party traitors.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

“Modern weapons can’t hurt demons”
Well since nobody asked I think it’s fun when they can. In Buffy when she has to fight a demon that “no forged weapon can kill”, her solution is “well he was getting hit with swords and shit. What if I got a bazooka”

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

I love how Fox had the foresight to lay a black towel on the white couch just in case Trump shit himself during the interview.

[Real Human Bean @BeanPorks]

I have the vampires thirst but instead of craving blood I need to give my wife kisses

[count dykecula 🦇 @gothesbian]

we as a society need to kill him. he's ruining the vibes

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it feels to wake up and have coffee and do the crossword

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

Netanyahu has no business in Congress. He belongs in the Hague.

We need to arrest that bastard.

[Plague Nurse 🇵🇸 @Veronicacf212]

Actually this is just white people dancing, we have that in 2024 already! Hope that helps!

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

This is Project 2025

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

This is an incredible exchange.

Jill Stein is the only person who deserves your vote.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Ban Israel from the Olympics

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