Haley Willits

All-Terrain Dramaturg - she/they - BLM

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now
https://t.co/0OwVdlKsQW

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

highly suggest going outside or to the shelter and finding yourself a janky old critter who is a little gross

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

i don’t want to girlboss anymore i want to girlrest

[Haley Willits @WillitsHaley]

@FuckFacePod Did /anyone/ get one??

[Crong @Crongfucius]

dunno if this is a hot take but people cannot afford to fully go green. We can't just buy an electric car, or start installing solar power. Even poorer families can't afford to buy bulk to reduce costs or find eco-friendly alternatives.

Who can afford to go green? Corporations

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

I maintain that English is really a shambling behemoth of stolen bits held together by a scaffold hastily cobbled into place by drunken monks.

[Haley Willits @WillitsHaley]

@patthewanderer

[PizzaOmNom 🍕✨ @PizzaOmNom]

The holidays can act like a check point for many of us, to see if we are improving. It's hard not to compare where we were or where we could be.

If you aren't where you want to be, remember there is still time. You are worthy of being, of grace, acceptance, and happiness.

[Stef @stefscribbles]

happiest of holidays to all of you! 🌟

[Haley Willits @WillitsHaley]

Books, crochet, and Crit Role is my big Saturday night plan and it's perfect

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’ve emailed them”
“Have you tried ringing?”
“No, I’ve emailed them”
“Try ringing”
“No, I’ve already emailed”
“Do you want their number?”
“No, I’ve sent them an email”
“They’ll answer if you ring”
“I’ve just this second emailed”
“Why don’t…”
“STOP IT PLEASE JUST STOP”

[Haley Willits @WillitsHaley]

Please can everyone in Chicago stop selling their homes??? I need a vacation

[Jeremy Dooley @JeremyNDooley]

Yup. That’s Scoot

[Haley Willits @WillitsHaley]

@JeremyNDooley Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💙💙💙