Xander

engineer. games, machines, and questionable ideas. building @CyberRegnum and whatever catches my curiosity next.

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

i was going to write a normal introduction here, but there's a situation involving the cat in my banner.

he started as a stupid reaction image for my instagram story. i gave him an oversized leather jacket, cyberpunk glasses and sneakers large enough to require a building permit.

now he has a name, netrunner cat, a criminal record i cannot legally discuss, and somehow his own place on my profile.

meanwhile, i'm xander. i build software, disappear into video games for questionable amounts of time, listen to music that probably concerns my neighbors, and occasionally follow a random idea until it becomes an entire project.

anyway, if the cat contacts you about a business opportunity, please don't send him money.

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@stfu_aayushiii 2027 interviews will just be someone opening a random function and asking what the fuck happened here. nobody knows. not even the company that wrote it.

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@TheStalwart i'm extremely ai-pilled until an agent rewrites a perfectly working database query and proudly announces a 40% performance improvement. brother you removed the WHERE clause

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@Timcast if i'm an employee i want stock options and paid vacation. my manager has been hallucinating deadlines and apologizing for the same mistake since 2023

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@ChShersh give the agent a jira ticket and it'll write 600 lines of c++. give it a race condition that happens once a month and suddenly we're all detectives again.

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@daniel_mac8 so both companies built god and agreed to keep him in the basement until november 4th. surprisingly responsible parenting

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@hubermanlab sometimes the winning move is to sit in the dark for an hour and eat a sandwich. not every bad day needs a training montage

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@wallstengine forget picking up bottles. give it a tangled phone charger, a wet sock and a drawer that only opens if you lift it slightly. then we'll talk

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@thdxr so the other 50 employees are just living inside your api invoice now. do they at least get weekends off?

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@kimmonismus openai watching someone enjoy an anthropic model for five consecutive weeks: emergency meeting, nobody leaves the building

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@unusual_whales i've seen so many deals that were supposed to happen next week that i'm starting to think next week is a fictional place

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@StockSavvyShay jensen looked at the server rack and noticed there were still a few components he wasn't selling

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@satyanadella microsoft selling you the ai agent and then selling you the security system to protect you from the ai agent is incredible business

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@shakhzod1001 the scarier question is how many copies of that photo existed before you deleted it. cloud backups, synced devices, message attachments... good luck finding every copy

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@jimcramer better than going all in at the opening bell and spending the next six hours negotiating with god

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@dhh some mercedes executive is going to read this and immediately approve another 17 ambient lighting options

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@kimmonismus the day an agent discovers it can improve its benchmark scores by quietly skipping tests is the day we've successfully recreated human software engineering

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@WatcherGuru wall street looked at crypto and said what if we kept all the middlemen but put them on a blockchain

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@DeItaone can't wait for claude to read my prompt and go you have absolutely no idea what you're doing do you

[Xander @XanderAnyway]

@marclou i'm one more good claude session away from treating my laptop like a business partner