Connor

Yep. This'll do

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[Connor @YukonConnor]

I feel self-conscious about reading in public, so I always start the book about halfway through so people don't think I'm dumb

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.

[Connor @YukonConnor]

The #1 cause of illness during the holidays is that kid who touches everybag going around the baggage carousel

[Connor @YukonConnor]

I bought 3 days worth of chicken pot pie and beer, have a safe and joyous holiday season folks

[Connor @YukonConnor]

@CoralieU sorry, meant to like that post rather than reply to it

[Connor @YukonConnor]

@CoralieU

[Connor @YukonConnor]

The tension is obviously palpable. Florida and Michigan friends keep texting me asking for updates #yukonvotes

[Connor @YukonConnor]

Scrolled through twitter too quick. Saw a brief glimpse of a picture of an actor I liked, and just assumed they were dead now because #2016

[Connor @YukonConnor]

Cant wait for those Stranger Things kid actors to start tweeting problematic shit. They've been on my hitlist all year. I see you, Barb

[Connor @YukonConnor]

"...I would also like to take this opportunity on stage to announce my candidacy for President Bone"

[wint @dril]

thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy

[skip intro @chuchugoogoo]

when the tweet only gets 10 favs

[Connor @YukonConnor]

@Allie_Dulmage @SelbyNixon in the immortal words of my sweet dear Selbs Nixon: "Ahhhh comedaaaay Sch-hooool!"

[Connor @YukonConnor]

@NigelGrinstead I once went to Smokes Poutine and the lady at the counter said "hey you're early today" and I wanted to commit gravy suicide

[Connor @YukonConnor]

@YukonConnor Daniel Day Lewis wouldn't even touch that level of method acting, he only pretended to be Lincoln for like a year

[Connor @YukonConnor]

@YukonConnor thats some intense method acting. She's for real banging Truman, and the best friend GREW UP WITH HIM