Btc or Bust

[Btc or Bust @ZappityS]

@Truthcoin I survived FTX, Celsius, and Blockfi. Now Coldcard.

Lucks probably run out

I Am diversifying into soy bean futures!
#bitcoin

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Alex machinsky was right! 😂

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The next vulnerability will only affect people who used dice and a passphrase 😂

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@ICOffenderII This gotta be the bear bottom though

[ko₿y IQ 58 @a_koby]

Have we heard from Scottie Pippen yet?

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Funds safu?

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@rajwinder @nvk If they failed with the random number generator I wouldn't trust their secure element either

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@BuddhaPerchance Actually shitting your cold card into the toilet might have been the right move

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@francispouliot_ @ZLOK @lopp @w_s_bitcoin @MrHodl @SeedSigner @Pledditor This is neat, not seen it before. Would you use these for passphrase selection as well? 7 words?

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@AutisticHODL Dan Pena was right

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@Adelgary Too bad coldcard didn't leak data, then at least they could contact their customers

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@tentotheeighth Say hi to king tut

[Harsha Goli @arshbot]

ugh.

> dismiss early warning signs as fud

> victim blame early Reddit posts

> 500 btc lost at this point

> only issue alert for mk3. Claim all later models safe

> only later issue unclear alert for all models, with unclear migration steps

This communication approach prioritized profit from device sales over existing customers.

Step after step @COLDCARDwallet downplayed an attack as it was unfolding online.

This prioritization is unacceptable for centralized custodians. It should be unforgivable for a security hardware vendor.

[Alex Waltz @raw_avocado]

Reading this now hits differently.

3 months after firmware update.

[Btc or Bust @ZappityS]

I thought I'd make a supercut of all the paid influencers recommending cold cards but I realized there isn't enough storage space available on the Internet for it.
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@Coinicarus

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@AutisticHODL you need casino grade dice. Tip a craps dealer to roll 100 times for you at their table.

[Luke Dashjr @LukeDashjr]

Are you kidding me??? (Coldcard firmware update from Coinkite)

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The only reason I didn't buy an mk3 was I thought nvk was a bit of a dick. That saved me. Sorry to those that were affected.