Maria

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary https://t.co/EmiAV5OMV6

[Maria @_mariaaa223]

I feel attacked @savleeeee

[Target @Target]

Today’s tea:

) ) )
) ( ) ) )
_(___(____)____(___(__ (___
\You can’t act surprised / _
\ that you got more / |
\than 1 item, when /____|
\ you do it all /
\ the time /
\____________/

[Dena @_lildenz]

Curly hair me and straight hair me are two very different people

[Reya @sheepsticked]

here's ellie doing a high five 🙂

[🇵🇸🤲🏾🇸🇩 @FLOTJM]

These dogs don’t bark they björk

[b @curseoffeeling]

my whole life consists of people asking me if i’ve seen this movie and me telling them no i haven’t seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i’ll add it to the list but there is no list and i won’t watch that movie

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Having to apologize for calling an otter fat is peak 2018.

[peachy sunrise ✨ @peachypansy]

spotify gives u all of ur stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of ur top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, & a playlist every monday of new music based on ur listening history & ur still gonna say apple music is better? Um no

[Maria @_mariaaa223]

@JordanLyn0516 hot asf

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

A baby and it’s first experience of snow.

[Eliza x @ElizaOReilly]

I wonder if a boy has ever starved himself for 8 hours before a night out so he is at his maximum level of skinny??? Who’s the weaker sex again

[alex @alexdoesporn]

they did surgery on a grape

[Anna @anna_savoie]

*sees someone I know*

My brain:
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it

me: *throws up peace sign*

[sherran 🪐 @sherrandipity]

reply with your favorite terrible glee plotline mine is when mercedes throws a rock through kurt’s windshield and sings bust your windows bc she finds out he’s gay and she liked him

[Maria Bystry @Maria_Zembillas]

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person

[kevin @_KevinSosa_]

Not to be dramatic but he can have one of my legs

[dude @brinixolew]

In life you have 2 choices
U can lean wit it or U can rock wit it