Светлана Сергейчевa

[정진성 @sadfight]

in the holy name of Social Justice. That is to say, what is mine is

[covek sa šeširom @Mortuss0926]

inspection.

[Юлия Козелинa @kozelina_a]

When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.

[D.Saudalmasoud @sahara4321]

"She's got a thing dat's cawwed . . wadaw wove." - Golden Fuddring

[Hạ Vy @Tiny_HaVy]

Tôi đã đăng 3 tấm ảnh trên Facebook trong album ảnh Beautiful Heroes http://t.co/PdtpKrXAJZ

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

right.

[Sabreena Sazereen @Sabreena17]

You know you are in trouble when you come to work in the morning and

[Saleem Mughal @saleem232]

the Atlantic Ocean.

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

Xerox does it again and again and again and...

[Фёдор Пенгитов @fpengitov3]

I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".

[Ольга Лоцмановa @OlyaLotsmanova]

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.

[sabbir ahmed khan @sabbirahmedkhan]

"Piwgwims' Chowus" - RichFudd Wagner

[Salaoi78 @salaoi78]

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Marked with chalk.

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

[prasad vanapalli @prasad3799]

The very same American textile industry that lobbies hysterically

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

booked.