Jon Cates

Acting Company Trainee, Oregon Shakespeare Festival.

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

I don't know when star wars became about Crotchety Men Babysitting Children but it has to stop. #ObiWan

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

Hey Uber execs I hope you burn in hell. When you pushed Prop 22 on us u said it was to "protect driver freedom & choice".

Now if we don't meet your quota, you'll take away our ability to see where we're going, how long it will take, and how much money we'll make.

@Uber_Support

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@tedcruz These are commercials you moron.

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@DoorDash_Help the Doordash app logged me out of my dash 2 hours early, and now it says it's not busy. Stop playing with my income plz.

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

Guess it's back already? Good luck out there yall

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

Is Doordash down again? I'm in the middle of a delivery 🤦‍♂️

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

If you watch anything today...

[Mike @MikeMack1410]

#WandaVision theories as the season goes on:

Episodes 1-4: Dottie is Mephisto!

Episodes 5-6: Pietro is Mephisto!

Episode 7: That bug is Mephisto!

Episode 8: Me phisto. You phisto. He, She, We phisto.

[J9 ✨ @Glintofsilver_]

🤣🤣🤣

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

Ted Cruz repeatedly claiming Republicans are the "fun" party is the saddest fucking thing I've ever heard #CPAC

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Palpatine didn't give the order to wipe out all of the Jedi.
Okay, he did but he was being metaphorical.
Okay, he wasn't but he was just joking.
Okay, he wasn't joking but not ALL of the Jedi were wiped out anyway, so it doesn't count.
It's time to heal and move on.

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

Kevin Feige when he had to make Marvel movies without the X-Men Spider-Man or Fantastic Four

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@DT2ComicsChat Hugh Jackman

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@purcival @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood They sent me a DM that just linked back to their email. I gave up and switched to WeBull.

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood why has my account been restricted? I sent you emails and DMs. No response.

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@Defective14 @reddittrading I just bought another share at $225 too lol. Confused if this is just a WeBull thing or is it across platforms?

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

$69,420 or bust
#GameStop #GameStonks #WallStreetBets #Reddit #RobinHood #GME #AMC

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@MVeselka76 Sick burn. You got me. I'm alive.

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

Republicans want you to have more babies so you'll stay poor. It's not fucking complicated. #ProLife #MarchForLife

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@YOUNOTSLIME @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood They sent me a DM but it was just a link back to their email 😅 Fuck Robinhood I'm out

[Jon Cates @actualjoncates]

@phuckenschit @RobinhoodApp @AskRobinhood Nah. I switched to Webull.