Carrie A. Nation of Sports Betting

(Kate bush running up that hill 10 hours version) Sammy| 27 | Chaotic Valid | (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Carrie A. Nation of Sports Betting @actuarytattoo]

Popping in very briefly to share this compilation of me sucking ass at Mario Galaxy

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

everyone always talks about how you could become disabled at any time. I genuinely believe I can become able-bodied at any time. I never see this sort of sentiment discussed

[TheBeastcub @TheBeastcub]

Now would be a great time to get my Ocarina of Time Epona cosplay out of storage and try to fix her up....
(She's 16 years old now and the jointed stilts were my first prototype and have become unstable, TBH fixing that alone is quite the task)

[MLMinPractice ☝️🥷🇵🇸 @mlminpractice]

I had a guy in the Philippines tell me about a time when he got shot in an assassination attempt for unionizing a Coca Cola bottling plant while we were both drinking coke

[acerola(tiny bird eater)𓅠 @tired_ibis]

woodcock made of chocolate chips ice cream ....

[acerola(tiny bird eater)𓅠 @tired_ibis]

portrait representing ancient meep mama and meeplings...

[Cedar🌳 @CedarReloaded]

I showed this to a rancher and he broke my phone desperately trying to kill the mama mountain lion and her babies. When he realized he couldn’t do it he killed his own children in a fit of rage.

[Kramer's Lust for Life @milktsunami]

This is the greatest name of all time

[Bees @heirtothehive]

It’s for you dog it’s lit

[Ben Ramanauskas @BenRamanauskas]

It makes it look like he's defected

[飯田市立動物園 【公式】 @iidazoo]

すてきな帽子をかぶったペンギンが1羽…

#飯田市立動物園
#フンボルトペンギン
#おしゃれだね

[NobyNobyGirl⛓️🐶📼 @lilestradiol]

i think that it's a really good bit that you can still work on labor day if your job is shitty enough

[jake @wormpuller]

Dispensary “Budtender”: The strawberry cough is a sativa with an dope flavor profile! and the lemon cherry gelato has-

Me (looking at pics of bugs wearing top hats): I’ll have the weed don’t care what strand it is. Do they pay you cashiers good here

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[boy named june @tinselparade]

Years ago a very very big kroshik fell to earth from the heavens and the lake is the shape of the impact

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

All of booktok now makes sense to me.

[Christin @hexprax]

This is all just so cornball because if you really wanted to train for the revolution you would actually be at home spraying mace in your own eyes and deploying sonic weapons against yourself in preparation.

[Critter @hermitcritter]

Can I come over and just sit quietly like this?

[ViviDarkness💀👻 @vivi_darkness]

Watching clone wars is extremely funny as you slowly realise general grievous is everyone's abuse goblin

[blind lemon jefferson lerma @volvicstorm98]

Lance Oppenheim, is that you? Get your country ass over here! They're sayin you been over in Tinseltown makin TWO of them movin pitchers about people what ain't right in the head? Your mama's gone tan yer hide!