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I just discovered @dionnewarwick 's Twitter feed and I feel like she and I could be best friends.

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@realtordotcom Today is the fifth time in the last month I have hit "Unsubscribe" on one of your emails. Do I need to sacrifice a goat to stop getting spammed, or what?

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@TMFanSupport @finelinelana If you just answered questions like this publicly, it would help a great deal of people who also have the same question.

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@josh_millican Did you happen to get an exceedingly strange parcel in the mail last summer? With a bloody straight razor and an antique photo album of H.H. Holmes's victims?

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I don't even live in the Austin city limits and @SaveATXNowPAC has called FOUR TIMES tonight to bug me about voting for an Austin prop. Ugh.

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@pobox I keep getting scammy looking emails saying you won't support accounts using your old terms of service. Is this real or a scam?

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@vpisteve OMG I love it so much. I pride myself on my USA scores.

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@zillow Your web page tells me to verify I'm a human to continue, but the captcha never shows up, so I'm unable to look at anything on your site.

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@TiVo So how many times do I have to unsubscribe from your mailing list before it will take?

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@CrossroadsUtil1 @12pm What was the contaminant?

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@CrossroadsUtil1 Think it will be back up tonight?

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@theory11 is #boxone out of print? Will it be coming back?

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@UPSHelp What the heck?

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@ups Seriously? That's some pricey stuff y'all left on the curb.

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@googlemaps Is anyone going to help me or not?

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@googlemaps Whoever was messaging me has ghosted me. We really need to get this issue fixed and my change requests have been ignored.

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@googlemaps I suggested an edit on Oct 5. Right now, Google Maps tells people to get to our house by going down the wrong road and then walking through a neighbor's fenced pasture. That's not a good idea in Texas.

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@uber @Uber_Support Thanks to your inability to address the fact someone is using my stolen card number on your service, I have to get my THIRD credit card number change in two weeks. I think it's @lyft for me from now on.