Mondo 🦌🦡🧀🍺

Jaded Wisconsin sports nut. Gamer. Runner. Feminist. Humanist. Snowflake. Milwaukee vs. the world.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Congressional Democrats scored their greatest electoral triumph in over 50 years on Tuesday. Here’s why the only logical next step is for all of their leaders to step down.

[Kate deGruyter @KatedeGruyter]

We can all do the math. So here it is from @ThirdWayTweet and @TheWelcomeTeam.

Dems can model the overperformers or the underperformers. How are we seriously debating this?? Call me crazy but I want to win big again in 2028.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

You believed the orange pedophile would “make America great again” because you’re a fucking moron

You believed he would “lower prices on day one” because you’re even bigger fucking moron than I first assumed

You believed that deporting millions of immigrants would lower your rent/cost of living because on top of being stupid as fuck you’re also racist

You believed that teachers were performing sex changes on students because you’re obviously closeted weirdos who can’t stop daydreaming about strangers’ genitalia. And also because you’re fucking morons.

You believed the orange pedophile will “give everyone $5k” if gop win the midterms because on top of being a mental midget you’re also desperate for a handout despite spending everyday in imaginary fear of the word socialism

Never in my life have I seen such a laughably braindead cult of snowflake cunts just continue to double down on their stupidity day after day because yall are too ignorant to admit that you aligned with the most incompetent pedophile in the history of mankind

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Mind if we get emotional on a Wednesday?

#WonOurWay

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

I’ve seen enough: generational wipeout.

[Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 @a_guidarelli]

MIDWEST UNTIL I DIE AND EVEN AFTER

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

The worst people you know are having the worst night of their lives.

[Paige 🐉 @PaigeloveTaylor]

Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

"Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered, but we have this consolation: The more difficult the struggle, the more glorious in the end will be our victory." —Tom Paine

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

WE ARE PROUD TO SAY THAT WE ARE LIBERAL.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"Let it be told to the future world, that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive, that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet and to repulse it."
-- Thomas Paine, The American Crisis (#1)

[JP @jpbrammer]

what about libbing out side by side with a friend?

[Covie @covie_93]

Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

LIBBING TF OUT

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Every single one of you motherfuckers who stuck with Trump after January 6, 2021. Got a long memory.

[Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17]

This is an absolute massacre for Republicans. It might be the worst environment seen in the last 40+ years. They're losing South Carolina, on track to lose Texas, and are getting the rug pulled out from under them with Hispanics and working-class whites.

[Alice Poole (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 @shesrightshow]

TELL ME YOUR PRONOUNS.

[union person @CantEverDie]

REPUBLICAN EXTINCTION EVENT

[Greg @GregoryGregman]

I just want every single Republican candidate to viscerally feel how much they are despised and hated.

[David Crowley @DavidCCrowley]

I’m the only candidate in this race who:

💙 believes in a woman’s right to choose.
💙 believes in free and fair elections.
💙 is fighting for YOU – not MAGA billionaires.

These are the stakes.