Joe

memento mori, memento amoris

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@0xJuliechen @PhotonHQ @gmi_cloud @yuqih @dear_kxtie @jsonnottheween this particular brand of SF tech slop is peak, you look like a terrible time

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@AnthropicAI Anyone advocating for open source is a CCP puppet, you don’t even realise you’re being played ya fucking dorks. Trading your freedom for some slop coins.

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@AlexFinn lol bought and paid for by Scam Altman

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@sama lol you’re such a gimp

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@RonDeSantis Laughs in Battle of Britain and fighting the entire axis alone for most of the war whilst US cowered behind neutrality

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@JoeRoganRecaps @AravSrinivas is an idiot

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@ArchiveExplorer This is a lie

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@waterloo_intern Looking forward to Anthropic banning you for distilling

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@steipete Fable would have one shot this end to end in 10 minutes and it’d be beautiful yet you dorks create this slop abomination after months grinding with codex and 6 month old models

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@NoContextHumans @grok who is she?

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@HarryStebbings @airline_king @HarryStebbings you’re an idiot

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@AlistairCarns Couldn’t agree with this more, Sovereign AI is essential and we should pour funding into it instead of penny pitching.

[Al Carns @AlistairCarns]

This week the most advanced AI model on the planet got switched off by a foreign government. British researchers were studying it. British companies were testing it. British hospitals were piloting it. Not any more.

This isn't an AI story. It's the story of every industry we used to lead.

Britain has some of the best AI talent in the world. DeepMind was built here. Our AI Safety Institute writes the rules other countries follow. We have the researchers, the universities, the standards.

What we don't have is the power stations to run the data centres, the planning system to build them, or the industrial base to make the chips. So the work happens here and the value lands somewhere else. We invent. Others build. Others decide. Then we read about it on Saturday morning.

Same story as the kit our soldiers don't have. Same story as the factories we used to.

I spent nine months in government making this argument inside the room. I'll make it louder from outside.

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@saranormous It’s funny you can’t write this yourself and rely on AI for your writing, insights and thoughts.

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@GaryMarcus Gary, literally no one cares what you think

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@nico_laqua No one gives a shit about your dumb company, you’re an idiot grindslop merchant

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@HarryStebbings @nico_laqua This is so fucking dumb, you’re an insurance company with AI tagged on, get a grip

[Joe @alaputanmachine]

@GaryMarcus You’re an idiot Gary