AlexiStrongGonzalez

Don't let it be forgot that once there was a spot for one brief shining moment that was known as Camelot☀️

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

The revolution will not be televised. There will be no re-runs brother. The revolution will be live.

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

Not one scene of Napoleon is scored to a slowed down cover of ABBA's Waterloo. 0 stars.

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

My mom is the @JoeBiden of our family. I will not be elaborating.

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

For the Democrats in Florida who did not vote, shame on you. When open carry, more restrictive voting, and other things you don't like become a reality, don't blame anyone but yourselves. Sitting home was never the answer.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Many of the same Republicans who just voted against protecting birth control and celebrated when Roe was overturned also oppose paid family leave and efforts to make childcare affordable. This is not about supporting families—it’s about dragging women back in time.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Wow.

“There will be a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”

- Liz Cheney

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

A night unlike any other in American history.

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

I didn’t crimp my hair on Cinco de Mayo for nothing #iykyk

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

Still relevant

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If I could go back and tell my 21-year-old self one thing, it would be “put down the rum and pick up the tequila.”

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

Just found a worksheet Alex brought home from school with his name on it. But under his name I could see he first wrote, then erased, “I am the half blood prince.” Mixed emotions…

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

Bury me holding a lobster roll

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The not-even-subtle racism that’s taken place in this city since we first heard the words “Orange Crush” sickens me.
https://t.co/JeFSPuNKNZ

[hipster dad. @BlueSwingg]

Hide your daughters

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

@KateE_Chapman Excellent content😂

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

Seeing @BarackObama post his March Madness bracket every year brings me indescribable comfort and joy.

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

There is a very special yet fraught relationship between people who have printers and people who constantly ask those people to use their printers

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

What extra GPA weighting will my kid get for starting kindergarten in a pandemic and learning to read and sound out words from a teacher with two protective barriers covering her face? Seriously I need to know. Shooting for Ivy.

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

If your Starbucks order is anything more complex than a flavored latte with regular foam, I don’t fukk with you

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

“Mommy when were you born? Like the ‘60s or ‘70s or something like that?”
- A highly disrespectful 5-year-old who lives in my home for free

[AlexiStrongGonzalez @alexigonzo]

Is Gen Z hating so hard on millennials for side parts just cosmic karma for how bad I bullied girls in my sorority who had middle parts 10 years ago?