Alvin

Not a chipmunk

[Alvin @alvin]

@ajabu7112 @NicoleMcMilllon You’re seriously comparing the greatest shooter to ever play basketball to JP?

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are.

My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.”

Let all your republican friends see this video! https://t.co/qOlU187LHx

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

They posted our exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Imperial terms of service.

[Derek Johnson @derekjESQ]

The richest man on the planet, whose lavish upbringing was financed by an emerald slave mine in Zambia, wants you to believe that growing awareness of systemic inequality and injustice is the number one existential threat.

I wonder why.

[Ryan King @rk]

Fifteen years(!) and two days after its original launch, I am re-launching https://t.co/G6VlHJEKgw

Blog post with more context: https://t.co/WbRuPzMlKe

[Heath Franklin (like a 🦆) @El_JefeDelChop]

If you die on Twitter you die in real life.

[Alvin @alvin]

@dmofengineering @eaton 👀

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

In a weird way, I think that the destruction of this platform by an arrogant billionaire with no understanding of how humans interact with one another sort of brought us all closer together again.

[Aaron Levie @levie]

Ok new plan: we just create a shared google doc and all write our tweets there in order, but everyone has to agree to keep to under 240 char.

[Alvin @alvin]

@bsuto Lol awesome

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

YTMND is still up

[Kasie Hunt @kasie]

Imagine all the things one could do with $44 billion

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

Hundreds upon hundreds of Twitter employees have technically resigned but still have access to Twitter’s internal systems, with some speculating it is because the employees tasked with managing that access also resigned.

[mat honan ☀️ @mat]

Okay, seems like it’s time to ration. Everyone gets one more tweet and that’s it. Make it count

[Jessica Hagy @jessicahagy]

The Old God prepares for final battle