Andrew Tandoc

Snowboarder, 空手家, Cyclist and Software Engineer from Melbourne, Australia.

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

THIS IS LITERALLY AN EPISODE OF VEEP

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

@Expedia Air Canada appears to have cancelled part of my trip, but I also requested cancellation through Expedia. Did they cancel it or you?

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

Hey @AirCanada what does it take to get some assistance with an existing booking?

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

@AirCanada If you’re going to shutdown down your CS phone number due to overwhelming volume, at least let me manage my flight online?

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

Another 8 hours and counting today @comcast 👌

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

⁦@comcast⁩ patronising bullshit. 3 outages in as many weeks.

[DHH @dhh]

The @AppleCard is such a fucking sexist program. My wife and I filed joint tax returns, live in a community-property state, and have been married for a long time. Yet Apple’s black box algorithm thinks I deserve 20x the credit limit she does. No appeals work.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

due to personal reasons we will be serving our pancakes upside down now.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Last year we painstakingly remodeled a midcentury modern house in the hills, including furniture from the period. Then I put my Peloton bike right in the middle of the living room.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

My Peloton is in the living room because it’s my favorite work of art aside from the turquoise marble peacock I keep in the fireplace.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

When we visited my parents for Christmas I had to put my Peloton bike right in the living room, they didn’t have a home gym or a conservatory or anything ugh

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

[Amazon Web Services @awscloud]

Application Load Balancer can now invoke Lambda functions to serve HTTP(S) requests allowing users to access serverless applications. #reInvent https://t.co/Wv73vG5aik

[Seattle Fire Dept. @SeattleFire]

Fire has been upgraded to a 4-alarm. At least five structures are impacted, with one building collapse.

[Bandai Namco US @BandaiNamcoUS]

Roll into #Katamari Damacy REROLL with enhanced graphics and new motion controls optimized for the Switch Joy-Con controllers! #KatamariDamacyREROLL arrives for the @NintendoAmerica #Switch and PC on 12/7/2018! Preorder today at https://t.co/fnjt9NeYaQ + https://t.co/MTSdOvc8nI

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

Classic @JetstarAirways, can’t handle families with children named after their parents

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

What’s the deal with the security line today @SeaTacAirport? Trying to meet your Clear quota early this month?

[Doug Dillon @dougdKING5]

It’s the #EmeraldcityRide sponsored by @CascadeBicycle thousands of riders having fun

[Computer Facts @computerfact]

concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?
machine learning algorithm: yes.

[Andrew Tandoc @andrewtandoc]

Chicken nuggets as a service, brought to you, in part, by this guy #aws #imlovinit https://t.co/Rl490H1jjf