Anna Hadnagy

I do dirty things for fast queries and develop unhealthy attractions with servers. Ask me about my favorite SQL trick!

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

@EnoJane @sqlstudent144 test my code in production? False. I never test my code. @ALevyInROC

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

@ALevyInROC you put me in charge of a SQL Server with 10K databases I will find a dark corner on it to test my changes thank yew

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

@ALevyInROC @PlantBasedSQL those were the good times

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

Today is National Intern Day. Hug an intern and make coffee for them for once.

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

I'm a "shoot first, disappear when questions are asked later" kinda gal.

[William Durkin (he/him) @sql_williamd]

Friends don't let friends do their dev work *on* the production database server

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

61% of “Entry-Level” Jobs Require 3+ Years of Experience --
https://t.co/0xfBVWV7Cl
Can you please stop?!
#jobmarket #recruiters #jobsearch

[MadlyMad @Madly_Mad]

Pray for Sweden. #LastNightInSweden #SwedenIncident

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

Plus that ridiculous perma-pout on his face haha https://t.co/KJNtcLisjB

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

He is not able to stand still#debate

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The USA has 3x as many Olympic golds as Hungary, but 30x the population. Adjusting for this, Hungary is kicking our ass.

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

@SQLServer 2016 has a built in Split String function. Now that's worth tweeting about.

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

Wash DC calls #Jonas the "Blizzard of the Century", while here in Binghamton, NY we call it "Friday". #blizzard2016

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

oooh @Pontifex, words can't express your awesomeness
https://t.co/8loDyl12DX

[Eric Loyd @EricLoyd]

#FF has come again and you should follow Anna Hadnagy (@annahadnagy) before someone else does!

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

@TimHortons how come Nutella Donuts are only available in Canada?! There is no sense in this place.

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

You know something is wrong when @Rackspace engineers recognize your voice. On the bright side - they are amazing at their jobs! :)

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

I'm not really sure what to expect from a team that calls itself the Anteaters. #ncaabasketball

[Anna Hadnagy @annahadnagy]

In case you didn't know, The HSBC name stands for Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation. They don't really emphasize that anymore ;)