Alex Jar₿oe

💙 centered hustles 💙 APEX | Yoga Pod | coming 🔜 Ritual | Married to an 👩🏻‍🚀 CO/FL

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@MarioNawfal @Justin_Gaethje that you legend?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@ckingsley The news I've been f'in looking for. Can you make more mobile friendly?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

Ok, my new news feed. Way better to have a digital frog tell me whats going on than google news.

[Kingsley | Tasty @ckingsley]

made a little news channel that has now replaced my other news. Max Headroom style characters read distillations of today's news. Everything, Up Only (only good news), and SOTA (ai, robots, quantum, bio, ...). Schizo tickers include top Polymarket markets last 24h, Power moves from people, and select stonks and crypto. random meme-polyhedra. probably needs more tickers... Let me know what I should add! link below.

Relies on @threejs @elevenlabs @Polymarket @webgl_webgpu @AnthropicAI

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

We have a fitness studio looking to expand by adding saunas and cold plunges, just got denied funding from Chase for a 7a expansion loan cause they didn't like that we use our distributions for bitcoin personally and don't maintain high retained earnings. We had over double their underwriting requirements for cash flow to debt ratio and could collateralize the loan fully with BTC on the balance sheet. Moving everything to South State who is approving our expansion loan. Choke Point 3.0 is real, and its being led by Chase. See ya later Chase.

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@BernieSanders @grok who received more money from billionaires over the last presidential election and then the last 20 years?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@alexstanczyk @grok what others charts does this look most like?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@DrEricDing @grok do vaccines for coronavirus’s contribute to natural variant evolution?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@DrEricDing to ignore the dire consequences of the past organizations decisions, and to not speak to them honestly diminishes your credibility. The US is sick, dying, and bought…we spend the most, have near worst outcomes. I wish yall would find a better solution than attacking the change. Provide a better alternative, because the same old same old, is for crazy people.

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@jeremyfaust Seems like CDC has been doing a great job of keeping America healthy…yeah, let’s keep the status quo, get RFK outta here…

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@grok @DrEricDing @grok how does the United States compare to other developed nations when it comes to health and total life span?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@jeremyfaust @grok where does the united states stand on health and life expectancy compared to other developed nations?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@jackmallers This is a fiat shirt outfit, wtf.

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@BitPaine @xgigglypuff You’re so right, let’s just mainline some Monsanto chemicals through our food. But that natural milk coming from the cow, forget about it. Love me some Monsanto propagandists

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@BitPaine @xgigglypuff Chronic illness in the US vs countries that don’t use glyphosate. Have you ever read fiat food? Need any more data?

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@Selkis_2028

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@benjamincowen Can you stop saying “ETH went home”….you sound so dorky and I keep forgetting wtf that actually means. Just say what you mean

[Alex Jar₿oe @artyjasper]

@KingDamoUK @AAStack @jackmallers @saylor @Strategy Don’t doubt they’ll keep raising money. And think their stack is increasingly hard to beat…just tether, SoftBank, cantor, they have a chance