Sam

I like sneakers. I love apple juice.

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@MichaelMHanna @KasselMedia Top 5 worse take ever.

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@cardboardbst Looking for Bijan rookie downtown

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@BarstoolBreaks_ @Topps @hqspider @nickturani @VivaLaStool Ass break.

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First surprise me. Allbirds have always been shoes for clankers.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: A shoe company's stock is up 430% today after announcing it is ditching shoes and becoming an AI company.

Allbirds, once valued at $4 billion sold its entire shoe business for $39 million and is rebranding as NewBird AI. They plan to buy GPUs and rent out computing power to AI developers who cannot get access through Amazon or Microsoft.

This is a company that was days away from shutting down completely.

One AI announcement changed everything.

The AI compute shortage is so real that a dying shoe company just became an AI infrastructure play overnight and the market gave it a 430% gain in a single day.

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@JerryQuickel Do you have Ferris Stare for sale?

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@wilsonstweeter

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@NFL_DovKleiman Most performative man in the history of the world.

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@stoolpresidente Fellini’s deserved not only a full pie but also a more inspired effort from prez. Review was rushed for an Atlanta staple. SMH. @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @onebite

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@BarfieldGriffin Awwww griffin . I’m so sorry .

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

"It is with profound sadness that we share the passing of Bobby Weir. He transitioned peacefully, surrounded by loved ones..." 🖤

https://t.co/GnHvyVIGWb

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@BookitWithTrent Why dude why plz take it back

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Princewill Umanmielen will carry on the family tradition tonight that @d1princely started 👑 👑

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@OleMissFB @kewanlacy22 👑

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@MattMoscona Spent last month spewing bullshit and now eating his words 🤡 nice reporting

[Trinidad Chambliss @TrinidadChambl1]

Home 🏡❤️

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@PlusMoney405 Cry.

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@wesj_42 Cry.

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@BradLoganCOTE @Lane_Kiffin narcissistic piece of shit

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@SECNetwork @LSUbaseball Dumbest tweet I’ve ever seen

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@PeteNakos @on3 Worst linebacker in ole miss history