Andy Smith

Now she's in purple now she's a turtle...

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday: Greg
Saturday: Ian
Sunday: Greg

The Gregorian Calendar

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

Hi, looks like you've stopped receiving reading from my smart meter. How do I sort this out?
I'm on Agile so keen not to lose out on the cheap electricity.
Thanks
@OctopusEnergy

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@fesshole Nice one Steve

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@JohnCleese With the utter crap you constantly post these days John, I'm not sure too many people trust you any more. I'm likely to side with Eric.

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@MartinSLewis Ultimately you've got to wonder why someone who has found how to earn £1k per day, would then try to share that with the rest of the world, destroying the niche they've found in the market.
If it seems too good to be true, it almost certainly is.

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@timharvey7 316d I assume

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@monstroso Hurry up you useless tin man. It's quicker to do this stuff myself!

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@anon_opin Never under estimate the ability of a literal 'shit ton' of slaves.

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@ChrisGoffey Not seen your earlier post, but speaking from experience, the reason Stellantis are losing money on EV's is because they're producing unreliable crap. Ditched a Peugeot for an equivalent Kia, it's like night and day.

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@MichaelTakeMP Nicely called

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@agilepredict At last!

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@JamesMoir10 "We're walking in the AAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@anon_opin Simply smear your eyes with vaseline. Hey presto, everything is in soft focus.

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@LlSTENlNG_PARTY Still behind the mighty @johnshuttlewrth though. Oof!

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@MorleyGamesYT @fesshole Oh blocks!

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@RealTimVine Is it 2003 again?

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@VictoriaCoren Remember the wicker man, when they set fire to him and he slowly melted in to a puddle on the floor, and everyone got a headache from the fumes. No, me neither 😬

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@Tim_Burgess I see yacht you've done there.

[Andy Smith @asmith_1979]

@motoringguruUK May they all be wearing gold boots.