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I can do all things. Opinions expressed here are personal.

[Pet @awooooor]

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[Brandie Freely @brandiefreely]

In the new year, I’m honestly just aiming to see how good it can get. I wanna know the real potential of my life. I want to feel it on my skin. I want to leave no drops of this life unconsumed. I wanna know the answer to the question: What if it all goes well?

[griffith gitau @gitau_griffith]

Let's not confuse and scapegoat bad parenting with system failures. And use utumishi as an example.

If schools are overcrowded.
If emergency services are unavailable
If capitation is low
If schools feel like mini prisons etc....

Those are not consequences of bad parenting.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

@floralsayo You have come to the right place because I know ball. EAT MORE. Three square meals and a snack if you’re nasty 😉. Prioritize protein and complex carbs over simple carbs for satiety. Carbs and FAT are your friend don’t eliminate these, your hormones run on these two.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Randomista @Randommest]

My hottest take is that this is worth going to death row for.
Because its murder.

[Holly @amnapping]

The point of House was never "will he figure this out?" It was, "When he figures this out, what will it be?"

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

This man is as sharp as a bar of soap.

[Ngetich Eddy @Kipngetich_Ke]

@MOH_Kenya You had time to draft, approve, and disseminate a communication about nothing. You announced the absence of a disease like it's an achievement — while Kenyans die daily from treatable ones . If you want to announce something useful, try:"We have zero maternal deaths this week."

[Nomasiko🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸노마시코 S/her @Nomaculture]

Thia is so brilliant!
What a concept man!!!🥹🥹

[Joyce Nyairo @jnyairo]

When KALRO and KEBS warn us there is aflotoxin-laced cereal in the country, and that it has cancer-causing agents, what do they want us, as consumers, to do?
Do we have the means to trace, mop up—and prosecute those selling— toxic grain?
Why does GoK stop at WARNING the public?😮‍💨

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Unproblematic luo babe? You believe in unicorns?

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I know the current season makes this hard to believe, but the good things haven’t missed you. I hope you’ll stay around to see. All is already well.

[Ben Mwaba, PEIZ @mwaba_ben]

One thing about adulthood that way too many people learn way too late (and have no choice but to learn the hard way): you have to be deliberate/proactive about everything. For the first time in your life, you can't be passive participant in anything.

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

The thing about nurturing & keeping relationships as an adult is building the muscle to sit with discomfort, yours & others', while not running away.

Telling a friend you don't know how to handle them while they grieve is diabolical. Isn't that, then, your opportunity to learn?

[𝓵𝓪𝓸🇰🇪 @AgolaLinda]

House hunting in Nairobi though...
Kitchens look like afterthoughts in many units. Who designs these things??!!

[Rap_Kariri @RomiSwahili]

@shobanes Team "Sipendi Kwenda Ocha juu ya Small Talk"

On what topic do you expect your grandma to chit chat with you Nyaboke, Aerodynamics?

[Nolwazi K🌸 @Nolwazii_K]

Fibre pills? Yah no let's pause for a minute with supplements

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

You Can't Out-Hustle a Broken System.

​No amount of hard work will save you from an incompetent government. You can put in the hours, rise early, stay late, and chase deals, but at the end of the day, you are operating within a system that is fundamentally RIGGED against YOU!

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

No MP has tabled a motion to impeach William Ruto and this is a sign no MP should retain his seat.

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Correction: Paying taxes in Kenya is actually funding criminal activities.