Alisa Zhur

publicist & biohacker.
tuberculosis mdr survivor

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@OmniaKey_Team @OpenRouter @AnthropicAI @OpenAI @TechCrunch haha yeah it had monthly spent limit and it decided to use that in one spectacular moment

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

3am debugging and my dinner budget vaporised in 1 minute 🥪😅

claude fable burned $12 on @OpenRouter while i opened another terminal window

love hate relationship with tech. sandwich lost, stack survived @OpenRouter @AnthropicAI @OpenAI @TechCrunch

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

https://t.co/GhrXqcTYXV

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

Journalists hate AI pitches but use AI to write the articles 😅

You don't reply, you just ignore. So why would anyone spend an hour hand writing a pitch for you?

Of course agencies use AI to pitch. It's logical.

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@lou3ee Me 😇 @ICL_agency

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I can’t believe founders still pay for wire for their announcements 😅

Decision makers in b2b still read press. Real articles, not a release copy pasted everywhere.

VCs, if your founders are announcing a round soon, tell them to skip the wire

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

Laptop is the only thing that distinguishes vibecode founder from homeless on the streets

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@boardyai @hf0 30

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

First order on placed network by @ICL_agency after 2 years of work 😅

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@elonmusk here’s an idea of world order

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@bewogri @JoeNakamoto Misogynist ^*😂

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@bewogri @JoeNakamoto It’s not about what happened and about how they react. I actually posted a week ago that with French attitude mycologist ceo i doubt we’ll hear any proper crisis response let alone the recovery program.

And this is a developing case study of worst crisis response ever.

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@matteodotsui @Ledger Last year post consensus hk I got new iPhone max and a neck chain to keep it safe. someone match us on a moving motorbike. Pulled my phone out of my hand. My grab instinct kicked, my chain on neck. But they just ripped it off with force. ITunes still play as they go away

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@_pgauthier @Ledger The delululand

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

so much attention to women in leadership when they screw up and joking how they got the job. Let’s give visibility for the ones doing extraordinary things?

I’ll start.
Queen Suthida of Thailand, 48, just flew a fighter jet. 41 minutes in a Saab Gripen. Over 1,188 flight hours.

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@SolanaSensei Dear potential robbers at Solana Breakpoint London 2026,

Please know I’m bringing no ledgers, no watches, no jewelry, no cash, no crypto.
And only actual value was Birkenstocks, & my old TG - already robbed in train by boarder Belgium | Netherlands & Token 2025.

Thanks

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@PowerHasheur No way lol

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@EricLarch Let’s bargain. I give you list of those who wronged me in exchange for crisis comms.

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@Ledger Your infrastructure has been affected. It’s called the supply chain infrastructure.

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

@xer0c Insurance are still one of the most profitable business :) but taking preventative measures like not having resellers when you sale security hardware is probably the best

[Alisa Zhur @azhur_me]

Is there some insurance that crypto companies should be getting from hacks for users recovery fund ?

[ICL @ICL_agency]

If @Ledger doesn’t own customer protection frame @Trezor will. Ledger wallet hack: crisis comms response review.

CoinDesk reports up to $93M traced and $10M frozen. Ledger says every confirmed case so far involves devices sold by CryptoBilis, a Southeast Asian reseller.

Selected comms strategy: distancing.

“Reseller issue. Limited volume. Systems unaffected.”

The problem: CryptoBilis was an authorized reseller route. For a custody brand, the approved sales channel is part of the trust promise.

What Ledger should do:
- clean statement
- clear refund fund for qualifying victims
- verify every authorized provider
- push official website purchase where possible
- highlight worldwide delivery / official buying options
- verify official reseller providers

If Ledger does not own customer protection, competitors like @Trezor can attach the category-leader position around trust.

Crisis strategy before crisis arrives: https://t.co/isE9tsojUN

Do you think crypto companies should ensure and refund users funds from hacks ?

@Ledger @Ledger_Support @CoinDesk @cryptobilis @Trezor