Bad Cop Consulting

Your business model is a joke. Fuck you. Pay me.

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

This is the right way to spell iPhone.

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

But can they move baggage? Asking for a friend. Specifically @BoosCruise https://t.co/YTDD2WCLzi

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

Designers in my team gonna be madlads once I get this on their laptops.
https://t.co/J2o66sVQPO

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard diplomacy tip: Calm the hell down.

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

Go to Tulalip casino and put your 💰 on black ♠️♣️. If you win, you'd double the no of people you can help. If not you'd double the town GDP. https://t.co/fIBY0aNQtp

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Request for ideas…

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

Cards Against Humanity: Silicon Valley Edition.
#bigpivots

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

The Crucial Conversations™ coach told me to start with facts, so now I begin every conversation with "You suck".

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

Startup idea: a news network that's not obviously biased Democrat or Republican.

The total audience of 7 would ❤️ it.

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

Forget the 3Cs and the 5Ps. The "Wrecking Ball" framework is all you need to know for global strategy.

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

BCC specializes in Pivots As A Service. We'll give you volume based discounts, @realDonaldTrump. #FUPM

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

I don't know who this "Fuck Trump" guy is, but he's handily beating "Fuck Hillary" per this very scientific study.

[the pan-midwesterner @panmidwest]

[ping pong]

ME: 3 to 2, my serve
JESUS:
M: can I have the ba-
J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve
M: [exhales] every time

[Digital Jørdøn™ @BadJordon]

ME: Drinking a box of wine by yourself doesn't make you a sommelier.

HER: And surfing the internet doesn't make YOU a gynecologist.

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

We teach our college grads Authentic Leadership and Artificial Intelligence. Other way around is way more fruitful.

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

This @realDonaldTrump guy can sing, man!

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

Tl;dr #Olympics: Load up on carbs & do intense physical activity.

I'm halfway there, you guys!!

[Bad Cop Consulting @badcopconsultin]

As you contemplate doing hard work on a Sunday, remember: "no pain, no pain."