Bailey Thomas

[Bailey Thomas @baileyemthomas]

@Elex_Michaelson @TomiLahren @briantylercohen @GavinNewsom If our press secretary is not taking questions from people she doesn’t agree with why would you think you’d be invited on podcast who’s crowd doesn’t want to hear from you?

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

[brian @brianonhere]

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

[marg ⸆⸉ @BetttysCardigan]

“do you have ten minutes to spare?”

everyone on the grainy livestream:

[Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable]

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Can’t wait to listen to this new bon iver and look out a window for a while

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

“None of us has to fail for all of us to succeed."

I’m almost 59 years old. And I don’t think I’ve ever heard a better summation of why I am a Democrat.

[paris rae @parisrae13]

me after hearing the smallest man who ever lived bridge for the first time https://t.co/tZ2rJ2TEGK

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

one fun thing about democrats is that we can play good music without getting cease and desist orders

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

No US President has ever given birth so explain to me why suddenly we think that’s necessary

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

i know that first time vanderpump rules binge when i see it. he can’t leave the house, he just saw stassi slap kristen. he’s about to meet dj james kennedy.

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

I want to drink Diet Coke and do drugs

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This moment from @KamalaHarris’ questioning of Brett Kavanaugh at his Senate hearing has never left me.

"Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?"

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me