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[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

My first Retrieval project... if you want to know why it went from 20 -> 10,000 files, that's my team

[OpenAI Developers @OpenAIDevs]

Introducing a series of updates to the Assistants API 🧵

With the new file search tool, you can quickly integrate knowledge retrieval, now allowing up to 10,000 files per assistant. It works with our new vector store objects for automated file parsing, chunking, and embedding.

[Edgars Griga @edgarsgriga]

@OpenAI

[MC HAMMER e/acc @MCHammer]

Salute and congratulations to the 710 plus @OpenAI team members who gave an unparalleled demonstration of loyalty, love and commitment to @sama and @gdb in these perilous times it was a thing of beauty to witness.
Salute 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Andrew Côté @Andercot]

It's pretty straight forward - OpenAI spontaneously emits @sama and @gdb, producing a short-lived @miramurati that converts to an @eshear via @bradlightcap decay.

@sama and @gdb undergo @satyanadella-catalyzed fusion with @MSFTResearch in a temporary bound state.

Since @eshear is a gluon he can mediate color-charge exchanges among board members: the @hlntnr exchange with @LHSummers preserves DC charge, and @TashaMcCauley exchange with @btaylor preserves SV-charge.

@adamdangelo is his own antiparticle and so remains in place, but traveling backwards in time.

The first half now plays out in reverse-time: the @MSFTResearch superposition collapses, @bradlightcap is re-absorbed along with @sama and @gdb into a new stable bound state.

The slight mass difference between exchanged board members adds 501(c) KeV of energy, causing net acceleration of the OpenAI ensemble.

[Brian Chesky @bchesky]

🙏

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

This is what you can do when you have collective action. The employees rock. Let’s go!!

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

We have reached an agreement in principle for Sam Altman to return to OpenAI as CEO with a new initial board of Bret Taylor (Chair), Larry Summers, and Adam D'Angelo.

We are collaborating to figure out the details. Thank you so much for your patience through this.

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

We have reached an agreement in principle for Sam Altman to return to OpenAI as CEO with a new initial board of Bret Taylor (Chair), Larry Summers, and Adam D'Angelo.

We are collaborating to figure out the details. Thank you so much for your patience through this.

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

OpenAI is nothing without its people

[Brad Lightcap @bradlightcap]

OpenAI is nothing without its people

[Mira Murati @miramurati]

OpenAI is nothing without its people

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

@cremebruleecart As someone who has followed @cremebruleecart as... well, a Creme Brulee cart, for well over a decade, can I come over from Berkeley?

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

Hey @chesscom -- why are your Duck Chess PGNs complete nonsense? They're.. okay in PGN4, and you do Crazyhouse in a sane manner (B@g4)
I literally just watched this game: https://t.co/A9fvBoVH0C and the download PGN doesn't even make sense (see move 1, e2e3 vs expected e3@e6)

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

Twitter is over. Join the fed. @[email protected]

(And since I run https://t.co/ocnN5hQmGS, happy to give friends an account)

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

Not for nothing, but @[email protected]

IYKYK

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

I've become a big fan of @fedora. I reimaged my desktop box with it (and Cinnamon desktop, which is a nice change) and I got all my Steam games, NVIDIA, AV/music-recording setup - just everything working with barely a hitch. Don't know why I didn't switch from Windows sooner.

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

@bketelsen I really like mine! Haven't had any issues, works with 4k60hz, mirrors monitor EDID so it switches fast and the scroll lock key shortcut is nice. https://t.co/Qcjtepm6Ys

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

It's been *flips sign* 0 days since running into more btrfs fuckery

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

@mjg59 Always relevant: https://t.co/7NtqQUiDcK

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

@kelseyhightower But try telling that to some people who are arguing that they’re smart enough to not write memory errors in C and therefore Rust or GC languages are heresy….

[barakmich@bsky is the new Barak @barakmich]

@kelseyhightower Because there’s a huge gatekeeping culture around low-level systems -that even comes from the “old guard” before me- and we need to stop that. Database engineers are not wizards and frontend folks are not simps.