Bitter Ass Server

The service industry sucks so bad I had to take it to the tweets. Email: [email protected]

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

If a restaurant or bar goes out of business, typically the servers find out the day they try to show up for their shift and are told to go home or show up to locked doors and a note. Why is it acceptable in our industry that our jobs can ghost us like a bad Tinder date?

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

@TOMxTHOMP @deannadollface I don’t ❤️ what you guys said, but that’s the only option Twitter gives. If Twitter gave a “fuck that sucks!” button, I would’ve hit that instead.

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

Damn, it’s almost to the point of insulting. I’d be thinking “3 days in a row, did I forget to shower or something? Why the fuck don’t they want me in there making $$$?!”

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

If you ever feel like sexual harassment is dead in America, become a waitress and/or hostess at a restaurant and simply walk through the kitchen.

[Jeff H @JeffHoff777]

That server is badass. I want to find her & tip her all the money I have.
@bitchywaiter @CheesyServer @fckingserver @ShitServersSay @TipOrGoHome @99serverprobs @_20Percent @BitterAssServer

[Enjae Susan Spracklin Ostberg @EnjaeO]

@bitchywaiter
@BitterAssServer
"I DON'T LIKE YOUR MASK"

[Jeff H @JeffHoff777]

@bitchywaiter @CheesyServer @ShitServersSay @stressed_server @CheesyServer @HiatusServer @KrustyCusty @TipOrGoHome @AngryServerLife @serverproblems2 @ZeSatanicServer @99serverprobs @_20Percent @_20Percent @BitterAssServer @server_rant @server_diaries @ServerDirective

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

I couldn’t afford my bills BEFORE all the restaurants closed.

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

About to pick up some shifts at Joe Exotic’s pizza place.

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

I need someone to quarantine these bills.

[Nicole Gonda @nicole_Ganjaaa]

We’ll postpone baseball but we won’t postpone restaurant week? @bitchywaiter @BitterAssServer 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

I’m working on a pre-hostess kiosk for the front door. It asks “do you plan on tipping appropriately today?” Say yes, it leads you to the hostess. Say no, a trap door springs open and sends your ass to McDonalds.

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

If elected in 2020, I will make it a law that if a couple is on a 1st date at a restaurant, the signed credit card slip must be put face up so the date can see the tip.

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

You know you hate your job when you secretly hope you get #coronavirus and get to be quarantined at home for a week.

[Jessiker @Jessiker5]

Servers have two modes.
1. Fck I’m so broke. Of course it’s slow tonight. I hate my life. I need all the tables. Cut everyone
2. I don’t care how much money I have I will pay to leave right now

#server #serverlife @TipOrGoHome @server_diaries @ShitServersSay @BitterAssServer

[BitchBartender @4_11Bartender]

@hbutler05 @BitterAssServer @ShitServersSay Yelp reviewers are a freakin joke

[Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer]

There’s the Academy Awards for movies, the Tony awards for plays, but where are the awards for servers? I know some servers that could act Meryl Streep out of the fucking water when they’re talking/smiling to customers.