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@SeanCasten I couldn't be happier that you won neighbor, but gotta be honest... I'm tired. Not sure I have it in me to fight another day.

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@brianschatz Going to bed early tonight so I can be an election judge tomorrow. 5 am to 7 pm then tear down LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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@ask_aubry She handled it perfectly. Chef's kiss. Hope she has nothing but sunshine and rainbows from this day forward.

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@pattonoswalt We’re in hell, Patton. That’s it. That’s the tweet

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@reali_panda My husband would have done that, but the pizza would have been his "before dinner snack" and he would have proceeded to eat the full meal that I prepared with great compliments. It drives me crazy that he will pull out a snack 20 minutes before dinner goes on the table.

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@ArtCandee A couple of relative oldies- Rudy. Return to Me.

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@SundaeDivine I can't wait for Pete to be President.

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@justin_on_bass @esjesjesj I'll be second chair. I just rewatched "A Few Good Men" a coupla weeks ago.

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@PodSaveAmerica Pundit!

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@DannyPellegrino Armageddon FTW

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@ronsterd89 twist ties

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@G8rgrrlCheryl @missmulrooney Cheryl Tiegs and Cheryl Ladd?

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@ask_aubry I have never wanted to mail someone a check for $300 more in my life.

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@Angry_Staffer I sure do hope Gus stayed offline today. Seems like such a sweet kid- I thought he was amazing.

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@FayelleEwuakye @Tarutherford123 I mean, Chicago has two world class zoos. It can be done just sayin'

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@TVietor08 I really want to hear that voicemail

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@Super70sSports My kids are only 12 and 16 and my mother still talks about how when they were little "I used to turn on Lawrence Welk and they LOVED it! They loved watching the bubbles!" and I'm always like, Yeah, no, I don't think so

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@CalltoActivism That dog is like “I’ve never seen this guy before in my life but ok, yeah, sure let’s get on a plane.”

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@LaComtesseJamie Tell him its Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb, which is way cooler than a penguin anyway.

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@notcapnamerica I would do everything I could to be at home observing while he has his surveyor out. I don't trust this guy not to fudge the results somehow at all.