Axl Hyll

rock n roll is dead long live disco

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

LIKE ME. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LIKE ME. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE ME. #YourHonestTwitterBio

[karl hess @karlhess]

biking through the czech countryside and my heart stopped

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

i don’t know who’s happier here 😭😭

[Ken Layne @KenLayne]

To honor Norm's memory, Saturday Night Live should be canceled.

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

https://t.co/Fs9heU3Dib
RIP norm. funniest man who ever lived

[manny @mannyfidel]

just remembered DMX was scheduled to fight George Zimmerman in a boxing match in 2014 but Zimmerman cancelled after DMX gave this quote to TMZ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘I Can’t Do This Anymore,’ Think 320 Million Americans Quietly Going About Day https://t.co/0hlxwteuOA

[. @fishfearmee]

i hope hotmeat89 had a great 2020

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

https://t.co/Nw1OrdOV1r
Everyone in this audience is a big sissy if I was there I would OPEN UP THAT PIT

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"

[No Cerveza No Trabajo @SenorCombs]

Sooo you’re the Mayor of Tonawanda being interviewed about being accused about corruption and you put on your finest KoRn mask

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

been crying for an hour I love fracking so much

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

Worst country worst planet love y’all it’s been fun sometimes

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

Lmao we’re all gonna die

[Mecca Allahzilla @TheEpicDept]

Frankie Boyle on American Sniper, but this could honestly apply to any American war media of the last 40 years

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

one of my favorite bill maher segments is when he had on bill burr to do his "OMG POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD" shtick with, and instead of playing along burr tells him he's being a hysterical freak and should shut the fuck up and get over it

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

@LaFenic33936245 @tchnoir @agraybee @PedroYokes @davidsess @OriginalBad “You’re an idiot because I still believe in a debunked conspiracy theory!”

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

@evabrooke_26 @JohnEWalsh14 @stephanie_murr Mustard*

[Axl Hyll @bootypuke]

@pigeonpoolitics @anarcholesbian @beefwithbran @Stefan_BC Then stop

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my father: enjoying the marching band?

me: yes :)

my father: when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, beaten, and damned and defeat your demons & nonbelievers? cuz one day i’ll leave you, a phantom to-

me: feels like youve got some of your own stuff going on here