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I look like fat Jesus.

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#NewProfilePic

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@BenjaminAhr In the late 80s my family used a metal musicbox as a discharge point before we touched the home computer.

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@qntm Lines are flat. Lines are degenerate circles. Time is degenerate. We repeat on an infinite circumference. Time’s center is line infinitely far away.

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@mountain_ghosts Cheapest Logitech at Walmart

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@ftrain Both pictures make me want to eat the pictured cats.

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@nathanfairbairn The Self Righteous Suicide Squad

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@ellle_em That pose is everything.

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@ellle_em

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@traviskorte You may also enjoy work by the US Bureau of Labor Statistics. https://t.co/NaDRql1wJR

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@anylaurie16 Is that the one BoJack hates? Or was that honeydew?

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@ghost_of_roger @ellle_em Where are the birds aren’t real people to fight for outdoor cats?

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@ellle_em I was going to say the black and white one doing the Losing My Religion pose. So Otter.

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@scarlett17uk1 @AnaMardoll Because asking “can you make me feel good about my choices” is weird. Adding “honest” in the request adds emotional weight to the response before the response is even constructed.

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@anylaurie16 Are we talking the art/entertainment dichotomy or a different one?

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@ByYourLogic s/stop/commit/ but yeah

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@GabGarrett @lillykitty1988 Can one of you correct Wikipedia? I’m too lazy. https://t.co/taaXwzgHG6

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Once again I am here to ask does anybody need a software developer? As I need a software developer position. Technically I just need cash. But my patreon isn’t effective yet. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@joehills I just read your tweet out loud to my brother. His response was quite muted. But I find this tweet to be the best joke of its variety. It’s like clockwork comedy.

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@araghougassian I watched Forrest Gump tonight. It’s not the worst way to ponder that question.

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@JacobyDave Listening to Soul Coughing?