Jenna Smith

Never be afraid to start over, It's a new chance to rebuild what you want.

[Suzanne Olson @87Galfera]

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!

[Jennie Myles @5Avstriyakova83]

If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries

[Joan Campbell @Bezgin1988]

If my wife ends an argument with "Fine, do what you want!" I'm pretty sure the words "If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep" are implied.

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

Bad decisions make good stories.

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

Be careful who you call your damn friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

Raising kids got a lot easier once I started wearing this lab coat and referring to them as my minions.

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

I'm a lazy texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

[Sally Bowen @93Vseslava]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Colleen White @BGbabalych]

Never let someone steal your happiness... it was never theirs to take.

[Karen Reyes @chuppueva1]

Nothing will ever change if you just sit there and don't have the balls to make it happen.

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

Don't steal. That's the government's job.

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, no way.

[Jackeline Webb @OsmakovI]

Study... Stud... Stu... St... T... Tw... Twe... Twee... Tweet

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a fuck"

[Daniella Sowers @CoolErida]

*Browsing Facebook* *See's bitchy status* 78 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good.

[Jenna Smith @bruevich1992]

What a wifey understands, a hoe could NEVER comprehend.