Teddy Griffin

Belltown P-Patch Police Chief; the first one to blast, last one to dash

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‘Turned to Smith & Wesson war weapons.’ -Tupac Shakur

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@HistorianUSA1 Just a few months ago, I was sucker punched in center city Philadelphia at 10am in the middle of a workday by some vagrant that took off running. I’m still looking for him

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@Stool_analytics @BarstoolBigCat Best numbers team in the business

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@POTUFC @Cant_Be_Rated Your race and sexuality mean everything in the wnba. If you’re white and straight, you’re ostracized as we’ve continuously seen

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@NJTRANSIT Secretariat, the sunrise and NJT. The things I can count on

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@BRFCJohn Weed is to America what cigarettes are to Europe. Smells of weed here and lung darts overseas

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@ImpreZack @DanteTheDon Is this the chemical makeup of fantastik?

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@SteveBoldry @MarioNawfal Huh?

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@marklachance @scotttannen @NJTRANSIT @Uber @NJGov @GovSherrillNJ @njdotcom Its going on the 3rd year ffs

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@challahman @scotttannen @NJTRANSIT @Uber @NJGov @GovSherrillNJ @njdotcom No, the fix is servicing the escalator in Hamilton. Been down for 2 years. You heard me right

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@jalenbrunson1 @TheKnicksWall My man!!!!

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@OneAddedMinute @worrried2026 Is wanker more profane than an f bomb?

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The World Cup hasn’t even started yet and we’re already planning New Jersey Dunkirk. The Europeans will never let us live this down.

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@harginski @FreddyLA7 @JokRCoD And they never anticipate what people may want to watch or come into a bar for. I was watching competitive cheerleading on a Saturday when the champions league final was on, had to ask for a switch ffs

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@Cartierjr313 @Why_7600 @YBoondock @Vada_Fly Knicks in 4

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@Mappy6984 $36 for 18 holes, quality. How the staff reacted told me who the problem was

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@BrickCenter_ He cares so he gets teased? F you guys

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

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@DanMihaIM @thinkingwest I only read non fiction

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@GolfGuy4321 @JomboyMedia Had an awesome time there today but there’s no shortage of tool bags. Heckling Scottie about the cowboys was possibly funny once days ago, but heard it all day

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@DayleBrand @JamieBonkiewicz But Hillary’s emails….