Brandon J Wheeler

[Brandon J Wheeler @bwheel3030]

@theunipcs $primis

[Not Telling @nottellingyou73]

BTC to $42K-$47K by December 2026

If I’m wrong, I send $10K USDC to someone who reposts

GLHF

[goated with a thousand young @j0rts]

"model is 6'3" and wearing a medium" bro i will kill you

[Brandon J Wheeler @bwheel3030]

@EmmaTolkin @DrakeGatsby

[Brandon J Wheeler @bwheel3030]

@decodejar Samsara $SAMS, @base chain AI utility for non-coders to deploy agents

[Brandon J Wheeler @bwheel3030]

@BLMarter @TDot_MN @LaroseGraham @therejects Appreciate you

[Brandon J Wheeler @bwheel3030]

@TDot_MN @LaroseGraham @therejects Sorry but where is the Hawthorn Heights show??

[A. Bonkdóttir, Ar.T @TheBonkQueen]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[Brandon J Wheeler @bwheel3030]

@AP

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

If you’re a recent murderer talking to Columbo and he’s casually curious about how a crime could’ve happened in a certain way, there’s no need to wildly speculate! Just nod and say “Yeah that’s weird. I have no idea.”

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

old women describing how they met their husband of 60 years

[kyle @kylelove2tweet]

ok now reduce your fraction

[Nick Mestad @NickShoetrees]

Charles Dickens' Editor on A Christmas Carol🎄

[Brandon J Wheeler @bwheel3030]

@petersagal @waitwait That deep down they’re all extremely kind and generous people.

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

I’ve walked into houses under construction a million times to look around because it’s interesting. I never expected to get gunned down.

And there’s no evidence in this video Arbery stole anything. *And even if he had* the proportional response is to hunt him down and kill him?

[Sara Segneri @Sara_Segneri]

Quote of the year: “If you expect elementary school children to endure the trauma of active shooter drills for your freedoms, you can wear a mask to Costco.”

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

Tim Robinson mocking COVID protestors. The man is a saint.

[Ari Cohn @AriCohn]

Twitter Law School bar exam prep outline:

1) It's not free speech if someone disagrees with it
2) Saying a mean thing is libel
3) Twitter is a publisher (and also maybe a centaur)
4) RICO